Chapter 419: Wrong Cabin
Translator: Panda_Penn Editor: Chrissy
"No, I have to get this girl away!"
Lu Li made up his mind. After flying back, he waved his hand and said, "Ye Cha, send someone to prepare for a banquet. Today, we celebrate."
"Okay!"
Ye Cha left to make arrangements. Bai Qiuxue and Bai Xiashuang came with a bunch of maids, servants, and cooks to serve them and Lu Li.
"Wow, Lu Li, is it really a Profound Meaning?"
Bai Xiashuang clung to Lu Li like a curious child and asked, "What Profound Meaning is that? Which rank? The eighth or ninth? You are so talented, being able to learn a Profound Meaning in the Fate Wheel Realm. Did you get some secrets from the Lu Family?"
Bai Xiashuang could not keep her mouth shut. Lu Li was in no mood to chat with her. He looked at Bai Xiashuang with a serious face and said, "Shuang-er, which realm have you reached? Can you make it to the peak of the Soul Pond Realm?"
Bai Xiashuang lifted her chest and said, "I am soon. By that time, I will ask for some Mystical Materials from my aunt and I will be at the Fate Wheel Realm soon. Lu Li, don't look down on me."
An idea came to Lu Li's mind. He looked at Bai Xiashuang with a scorn and said, "Bai Xiashuang, I don't want to look down on you. But if you can make it to the Fate Wheel Realm, I will give you three sets of Mystical Materials for Fate Wheel Realm. How about it? Let's make a bet."
Bai Xiashuang was a simple-hearted girl and had a short temper. She could be easily influenced with provocation. She stared at Lu Li and said, "Okay, deal. Don't you regret this."
With that said, Bai Xiashuang pulled Bai Qiuxue away and said, "Sister, let's go back to the Ling Empress City and I will start cultivation right away. I will make it to the Fate Wheel Realm in three months."
Lu Li was becoming anxious. He was trying to get Bai Xiashuang out of here so he could spend some alone time with Bai Qiuxue. Now if they left together, all his efforts would be in vain.
Soon, he put up a straight face and said, "Shuang-er, I have some business to talk with your sister. I need her for something big. Do you think you can go back first? You are going to cultivate, anyways."
Bai Qiuxue blushed. Bai Xiashuang sensed something. She looked at Lu Li and Bai Qiuxue with doubt and said, "Lu Li, do you have feelings for my sister? Do you want to go on dates with her and are you trying to send me away?"
"No, for sure!"
Lu Li said seriously, "You two have a connection. If I want a date, I would date the two of you. I would not send one away."
"Pff!"
Bai Qiuxue and Bai Xiashuang spat into the air. Bai Xiashuang glared at Lu Li and pulled Bai Qiuxue away. While doing that, Bai Xiashuang said, "Sister, stay away from this pervert. Don't let him swindle you."
"Son of a…"
Lu Li swore to himself. This sister-in-law was so troublesome. Bai Qiuxue was a shy girl. So, was he supposed to knock Bai Xiashuang unconscious?
"Right, but I can do something else." A smile climbed up to Lu Li's mouth, but it was a rather crooked smile…
…
The banquet was quite nice. Lu Li was so happy that he had scratched the surface of a Profound Meaning and Ye Cha was happy for him. Ye Cha asked the cooks to prepare some wine and fine dining, ready to drink to his heart's content.
Bai Xiashuang and Bai Qiuxue came as well. On the surface, it looked there was nothing going on between Bai Qiuxue and Lu Li. She behaved in a very restrained manner and only toasted to Lu Li once. She didn't even talk much.
Lu Li could not let others know about them for now. Once he told the truth, Bai Xiashuang would know that he was the one who kissed and touched Bai Qiuxue, which caused herself to find strange feelings. Lu Li hadn't figured out how to deal with this so he had to keep it a secret first.
Bai Xiashuang was an unconstrained girl. She was bored after such a long time of closed-door cultivation and she never tasted anything good. Now, she fed and drank, very excited.
Lu Li had a sudden change of attitude. He was nice to Bai Xiashuang, toasting to her and praising her. He praised her so hard that she lost her mind and she drank more than she should before she knew it.
Bai Qiuxue was smart enough to know what Lu Li was up to. But she could not make it explicit with Ye Cha here. She would send some glares to Lu Li and he had ignored all of them.
After two hours of dining, Ye Cha left with a satisfied smile. Bai Xiashuang was drunk. Her face was red, her eyes misty. She was still holding a goblet in her hand and kept saying, "Lu Li, here we go. Come on, cheers, bottoms up, bottoms, up…"
Bai Qiuxue could take it no more. She called over a maid to take Bai Xiashuang back to her room. When the place was empty, she stared at Lu Li and said angrily, "Shuang-er is a child. What are you doing?"
"Ha, ha, ha!"
Lu Li laughed about and said, "You are twins and you are of the same age. Why do you call her a child? Also, she is in a good mood. So she drank and drank, what's the matter? I think you are supposed to take my side as my wife."
"Who is your wife?"
Bai Qiuxue rolled her eyes and then asked seriously, "Lu Li, what is the Profound Meaning you learned from the tornado?"
"I don't know for sure. I need some more time."
Lu Li thought about it and explained, "I think it is about speed. But I have just scratched the surface and I don't know how to use it to make me more powerful. But… when I master it, I think I can be many, many times faster."
"Congratulations, Lu Li!"
Bai Qiuxue was really happy for him. If he could increase his speed, at least he could have a better chance of save himself. Not everyone could learn the Profound Meaning.
"Ha, ha~"
Lu Li grinned and suddenly moved to where Bai Qiuxue was sitting. He reached his hands to Bai Qiuxue's hands and said, "Qiuxue, I have worked so hard to learn a Profound Meaning. Shouldn't you give me some rewards?"
"Ha, ha!"
Bai Qiuxue moved away like a butterfly, ran outside, turned back at the door, and said with a smile, "Rewards? Wait till you reach the Human Sovereign Realm. My forefather said that I am to marry a Human Sovereign Realm warrior. You are not there yet."
Bai Qiuxue ran away like a butterfly. Lu Li was angry. He was the emperor of the Northern Desert, which was also a kind of sovereign in human terms.
He could not worry so much under the influence of alcohol. He rushed out to Bai Qiuxue's cabin.
She had just returned to her room and hadn't even the time to close the door before Lu Li rushed in.
However…
Lu Li was taken aback as soon as he went in. Bai Qiuxue's eyes were wide opened and there was another person's eyes that were wide open.
Bai Xiashuang must have drunk so much that her belly could not hold so many liquids. She could not keep it in any longer and was peeing into a chamber pot…
This was a bedroom for Bai Qiuxue. How did she know that a man was just going to break in? She was so drunk that she didn't even think about it before she peed.
Lu Li could not turn his eyes away from the white buttocks, and the half-visible mysterious lady parts…
But then he reacted soon. He realized Bai Xiashuang's rosy cheeks had turned blue and she was emitting strong killing intent.
He put on a confused look, turned to the left and right, stretched his head and said, "Eh? This…this is not my cabin. I am in the wrong cabin. It should be that one. I am so wasted that I cannot tell where I am going."
With that said, Lu Li wobbled his way out. From behind him came a furious yell, "Ah, ah~ Lu Li, I want to kill you. I want to kill you—"
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