I stared numbly at the screen until Jo turned off the television. That helped return my breathing to normal. But then my phone rang and the sensation of weirdness returned. I reached for the phone but it slipped through my fingers. Good thing Jo understood my temporary inability to function normally-she picked it up and handed it to me.
Wow. Either this was an incredibly elaborate prank, or I was about to go on tour with the Fiery Boys.