I rolled my eyes. One could certainly say that.
“Might be just what you need is a night on the town!” it enthused in a too-bright voice.
I snorted.
It unfolded itself from the stool, proffering long bony arms and skeletal hands. “Give us a dance, luv. I’m told I’m quite the Fred Astaire.” It tapped out a quick step and bent low at the waist, thin arms flamboyantly wide.
A shot of whiskey slid down the counter. I tossed it back swiftly.
“See you learned your lesson, beautiful girl.”
“Been learning a lot lately.”
“All ears.”
“Tarot deck was my life. How’s that?”
“Told you. Prophecies. All shapes.”
“Why’d you give me THE WORLD?”
“Didn’t. Would you like me to?”
“You flirting with me?”
“If I was?”
“Might run screaming.”
“Smart girl.”
We laughed.
“Seen Christian lately?”
“Yes.”
His hands stilled on the bottles and he waited.
“Think he’s turning into something.”
“All things change.”
“Think he’s becoming Unseelie.”
“Fae. Like starfish, beautiful girl.”
“How’s that?”
“Grow back missing parts.”
“What are you saying?”
“Balance. World lists toward it.”
“Thought it was entropy.”
“Implies innate idiocy. People are. Universes aren’t.”
“So if an Unseelie Prince dies, someone will eventually replace it? If not a Fae, a human?”
“Hear princesses are dead, too.”
I gagged. Would human women be changed by eating Unseelie and end up becoming them in time? What else would the Fae steal from my world? Well, er, actually, what would I and my—I changed the subject swiftly. “Who gave me the card?”
He jerked a thumb at the fear dorcha.
I didn’t believe that for a minute. “What am I supposed to get from it?”
“Ask him.”
“You told me not to.”
“That’s a problem.”
“Solution?”
“Maybe it’s not about the world.”
“What else could it be about?”
“Got eyes, BG, use them.”
“Got a mouth, DEG, use it.”
He moved away, tossing bottles like a professional juggler. I watched his hands fly, trying to figure out how to get him to talk.
He knew things. I could smell it. He knew a lot of things.
Five shot glasses settled on the counter. He splashed them full and slid them five ways with enviable precision.
I glanced up into the mirror behind the bar that angled down and reflected the sleek black bar top. I saw myself. I saw the fear dorcha. I saw dozens of other patrons gathered at the counter. It wasn’t a busy bar. This was one of the smaller, less popular sub-clubs. There was no sex or violence to be found here, only cobwebs and tarot cards.
The dreamy-eyed guy was absent in the reflection. I saw glasses and bottles sparkling as they flipped in the air but no one tossing them.
I glanced down at him, pouring high and flashy.
Back up. There was no reflection.
I tapped my empty shot glass on the counter. Another one clinked into it. I sipped this one, watching him, waiting for him to return.
He took his time.
“Look conflicted, beautiful girl.”
“I don’t see you in the mirror.”
“Maybe I don’t see you, either.”
I froze. Was that possible? Was I missing in the mirror?
He laughed. “Just kidding. You’re there.”
“Not funny.”
“Not my mirror.”
“What does that mean?”
“I’m not responsible for what it shows. Or doesn’t.”
“Who are you?”
“Who are you?”
I narrowed my eyes. “Somehow I got the idea you were trying to help me. Guess I was wrong.”
“Help. Dangerous medicine.”
“How?”
“Hard to gauge the right dose. Especially if there’s more than one doctor.”
I sucked in a breath. The dreamy-eyed guy’s eyes were no longer dreamy. They were … I stared. They were … I caught my lower lip with my teeth and bit down. What was I looking at? What was happening to me?
He was no longer behind the counter but sitting on a bar stool beside me, to my left, no—to my right. No, he was on the stool with me. There he was—behind me, mouth pressed to my ear.