Chapter 1045: Be Fooled
Translator: RITF_Rain Editor: Chrissy
Ye Xiao was truly pissed. "God damn it! I am going to melt this stele even if it will cost my life! To catch this man and punch him hard in the ass is good enough to be a reason for me to risk my life on this! One reason is enough!"
Then he took a deep breath and calmed himself down.
He stared at the stele and read the instruction again.
'It is fairly simple. Whoever can read is capable of mastering it. However, for you, kid, I don't know. I don't think you are clever enough, because after all, you are a man who is so pretentious with your stupid spiritual space.' The words went on, 'First of all, hold the stele. Simple move… You can do it, can't you?'
There were no words after that.
Apparently, Ye Xiao had to do the first step before he got the hint of the second step!
He had gone this far now. He had to do it. He gritted his teeth and then held the cold stele with both hands.
Then a line of words appeared in the air before him. '… Second, put your jaw on top of the stele, tightly.'
Then it disappeared.
Ye Xiao stared and put his jaw on it carefully.
That was it. When a man made the first step, the rest would become much easier!
'Third, most important step, keep your dantian close to the stele. Keep it tight enough so that the spiritual qi in your dantian could contact the spiritual qi on the stele. Don't make mistakes on this step. Keep this in mind.'
Ye Xiao sighed. [What kind of stupid method is this? Well, to connect the spiritual qi of me with the spiritual qi on the stele seems to be a reasonable move after all.]
So he did it as the words instructed.
What was displayed was Ye Xiao holding the stele with both hands, putting his jaw on it, standing out his dantian to touch the stele. That was such a weird posture.
'Fourth step, operate your spiritual power. Run it in full power for ninety-nine cycles.'
It wasn't so difficult to run his spiritual power, even though he was in such a weird posture…
When he finished running the power for ninety-nine cycles, some new words appeared, 'Keep your tongue out of your mouth with spiritual qi and move around the stele for one round and then withdraw the spiritual qi to your dantian. Then you will feel the true nature of the stele.'
[What… What kind of strange method is this? To keep my tongue out?]
[Is it for the purpose of secrecy or just fooling me?]
He had no choice but to follow the instruction. Then there were more words showing up. 'Sixth step, let out your spiritual qi from your dantian and cover the stele with the qi.'
'Seventh, raise up your left hand and put it on your right face. Raise your right hand and put it on your left hip. Keep your jaw and dantian close to the stele. This is important. Do remember it.'
Ye Xiao felt the anger rising up from deep inside his heart. [Bloody hell. Is there really such an embarrassing cultivation method? It can't be more awkward and stupid!]
He was thinking. [Am I being fooled?]
However… he had to do as it said, so as to find out what the man was exactly doing.
He did as it told him.
'Eighth, the most important step, make sure your spiritual power is perfectly running. Operate it and make three farts loudly. This is the only way to let you feel the internal concussion of the stele. Remember, I am not fooling you! This is the only way to melt and refine this stele. Once you miss this, you lose it forever!'
Ye Xiao was so embarrassed. However, he had gone this far and it seemed that man was also being serious. No matter how unwilling he was, he had to do it.
Deep in his heart, he had cursed that man for thousands of times.
Operating the martial art…
- Bang, bang, bang… -
After that, he exactly felt the concussion inside the stele. A few words appeared after that.
'Ninth step… Hahaha… Laugh my ass off… You actually did all. I guess I am always right about your stupidity. Hahaha… What a retard. I was fooling you… Hahahaha…'
- Puff! -
Ye Xiao spat out a mouthful of blood on the stele!
It was not dark blood this time. It was fresh!
[That is so despicable!]
"You f*cker!" Ye Xiao raged up like crazy. He had never been pranked like this ever even if this was his second life!
Whoever talked to him through the words on the stele actually treated him like he was the biggest idiot in the world…
He fooled Ye Xiao as he wished. What annoyed Ye Xiao the most was that he actually believed it and he did everything. He was actually pranked a hard one. [Holy heavens… Holy earth… I am so painfully fooled…]
[How do I keep my dignity anymore…]
He kept shouting and swearing like crazy. All kinds of abusive words came out of his mouth. His face turned totally red, and his eyes were opened so widely!
He couldn't help waving one hand and hit the stele, which had been fooling him for two hours!
"Bastard! Ahhhhh… I am going to kill you! I will kill you! Ahhhhh…" He was totally mad!
"You f*cking bastard! You f*cking despicable prick! Ahhhhh…" He jumped up nearly thirty meters high. Apparently, if he saw that man right now, he would kill him through all the abusive words from his mouth!
The grudge and hatred in his heart were so heavy!
"F*ck you! Nobody fools people like this!"
"You f*cking prick!"
"You most despicable motherf*cker!"
"This gets me so furious…" Ye Xiao spat out a mouthful of blood again… He couldn't even breath smoothly.
The next moment, what happened shocked him.
He recalled every detail since the beginning and felt quite weird about it. After that, he laughed out loud. "Holy hell! Hahaha… You f*cking bastard are truly talented. I have traveled worlds and looked upon all heroes. This is the first time that I am screwed so badly! Holy heavens… Hahaha…"
He started to laugh loudly like a madman.
He thought about how he followed every instruction… even though he knew it was weird and stupid, he still did it…
He felt it and he said, "It doesn't prove your cleverness. It only proves my obsession. I lost my true heart!"
"You are a despicable prick, but I shouldn't blame you. It was me being obsessed so I got fooled! I deserved it!"
"My greediness got me trapped!"
"He who has no desire has no weakness. He who desires is easy to be controlled!"
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