W ell," said Marcia icily. "Aren't you going to ask me in?"
Septimus looked around in a panic and caught Marcellus's eye. "With pleasure, Madam Marcia," said Marcellus, bowing one of his old-fashioned bows. "Please, do come in." He stepped to one side only just in time to avoid Marcia treading on his sodden shoes as she swept inside.
"Shut," she instructed the door and it did so with a loud slam that rattled the fragile walls of the old house - but it did not rattle Marcellus. In his own Time, Marcellus had had many dealings with belligerent ExtraOrdinary Wizards; he knew the best thing to do was keep a cool head and be polite at all times - whatever the provocation. And right now, as he looked at Marcia fuming in the hall, the rain dripping off her purple winter cloak and her green eyes flashing angrily, Marcellus reckoned he was in for a fair amount of provocation.
All of Marcellus's lack of confidence at living in a Time not his own suddenly left him. Some things in life were Timeless, and an ExtraOrdinary Wizard was one of them. Feeling quite at home, Marcellus said, "How kind of you to call. May I offer you some refreshment?"
"No," snapped Marcia, "you may not."
"Ah," murmured Marcellus, thinking that this was going to be one of the tougher ones.
Marcia fixed her gaze on Septimus much in the way a snake might look at a small vole at suppertime.
"Septimus," she said icily, "perhaps you would like to introduce me to your...friend."
Septimus desperately wished that he could be somewhere - anywhere - else. Even the bottom of a wolverine pit in the Forest would be just fine with him right then. "Um," he said.
"Well?" Marcia tapped her right foot, which was encased in a pointy purple python shoe complete with new green buttons.
Septimus took a deep breath. "Marcia, this is Marcellus Pye. Marcellus, this is Marcia Overstrand, ExtraOrdinary Wizard."
"Thank you, Septimus," said Marcia. "That is precisely who I thought it was. Well, Mr. Pye, my Apprentice will not trouble you any longer. He will not be returning and I am sorry for any bother he has been over these last few months. Come, Septimus." With that Marcia made for the door but Marcellus got there first and barred her way.
"My old and greatly valued Apprentice has been no bother," he said. "It has been very kind of you to let me borrow him every now and then. I am most grateful."
"Borrow him!" exploded Marcia. "Septimus is not a library book. I have not forgotten that you borrowed him - as you put it - for six whole months and put the boy through absolute misery. Why he still wants to see you I cannot imagine. But I am not having him corrupted by your Alchemie claptrap any longer. Good-bye. Open!" The last word was addressed to the door. It sprang open, nearly pinning Marcellus against the wall. Reluctantly Septimus, Jenna and Beetle followed her out into the rain and wind.
Septimus risked a tentative wave to Marcellus as Marcia yelled, "Shut!" and the door slammed, shaking the windows of the old house. A rumble of thunder rolled in the distance as Marcia scolded all three of them. "Beetle," she said, "I am surprised at you. Let's hope for your sake that Miss Djinn does not get to hear about you fraternizing with an Alchemist - especially that one. And Jenna, I should have thought you would have learned your lesson by now to keep away from that man. He is Etheldredda's son, for goodness sake. Come, Septimus, there are a few things I wish to discuss with you."
Jenna and Beetle shot Septimus sympathetic glances as Marcia propelled her Apprentice rapidly along Snake Lane, which led into Wizard Way. Beetle almost asked Jenna if he could walk her to the Palace gate but to his annoyance he didn't quite dare. Jenna gave him a brief wave and rushed off along Snake Slipway toward the Palace. Beetle set off at a snail's pace, taking the long way back to the Manuscriptorium - and a possible encounter with Jillie Djinn, which he did not relish at all.
Marcia and Septimus took the turn into Wizard Way. A sudden squall of rain blew in from the river and a gust of wind funneled up the broad avenue. They pulled their cloaks tight about them until they were wrapped up like a couple of angry cocoons. Neither said a word.
Halfway along the Way the green cocoon finally spoke. "I think you were very rude," it said.
"What?" Marcia could hardly believe her ears.
"I think you were very rude to Marcellus," Septimus repeated.
"That man," spluttered Marcia, almost lost for words, "has no right to expect anything else."
"He was very polite to you."
"Huh. Polite is as polite does. I do not think it is polite to kidnap my Apprentice and place him in extreme danger. Not to mention what he is up to now - exposing my Apprentice to all kinds of weird and dangerous ideas behind my back."
"He doesn't have any weird or dangerous ideas," protested Septimus. "And he didn't know I hadn't told you about him."
"But why didn't you tell me?" asked Marcia. "For months you let me think you were visiting your poor mother. No wonder she looked so puzzled when I asked her if she was enjoying seeing so much of you - I thought she was a bit snappy. If I hadn't gone to Terry Tarsal this morning I would never have found out. And incidentally, Septimus, I would like to know exactly how Marcellus Pye got to be looking so young again - and living in poor old Weasal's house."
"It was Marcellus's house first," said Septimus, ignoring the first question. "I lived there too, in his Time. I told you. And you didn't call him poor old Weasal last year. You said that he was lucky not to be sent into exile along with his housekeeper."
"And so he was," said Marcia.
Anxious to stop Marcia from pursuing the question of Marcellus's youthful appearance, Septimus quickly carried on. "So when Weasal left to go and live in the Port, Marcellus bought his house back with some gold pebbles he had hidden under the mud on Snake Slipway."
"Did he really? Well, Marcellus seems to have it all sewn up, doesn't he? But the point is, Septimus, that I shouldn't have to run around after my Apprentice like this just to find out the truth about what he is doing. I really shouldn't."
"I know. I'm sorry," muttered Septimus. "I...I wanted to tell you. I kept meaning to but, well, I knew you'd get upset and it just seemed easier not to."
"I only get upset," said Marcia, "because I want to protect you from harm. And how can I do that if you are not honest with me?"
"Marcellus is not harmful," said Septimus sullenly.
"That is where you and I disagree," said Marcia.
"But if you just talked to him for a bit. I know you'd - "
"And I would like an answer to my question."
Septimus stalled for time. "What question?"
"As I said, I would like to know exactly how Marcellus Pye got to be looking so young. The man is over five hundred years old. And don't try to tell me he's just kept out of the sun - no amount of face cream is going to do that for him."
"It was my side of the bargain," said Septimus quietly.
"What bargain?" asked Marcia suspiciously.
"The bargain I made to go back to my own Time. I agreed to make him the proper potion for eternal youth. There was a conjunction of the planets and - "
"What claptrap!" spluttered Marcia. "You don't really believe that ridiculous stuff, do you, Septimus?"
"Yes, I do," said Septimus quietly. "So the day after I got back to my Time I made the potion."
Marcia felt hurt. She remembered how amazed and thrilled she had been to have Septimus back and how she had fondly left him to sleep all day in his room, thinking that he must have been exhausted.
And all that time he had been quietly making a potion for that appalling Alchemist who had kidnapped him in the first place. It was unbelievable. "Why didn't you tell me?" she asked.
"Because you'd say it was ridiculous - like you just did. You might even have tried to stop me. And I couldn't let Marcellus go on being so unhappy. It was horrible. I had to help him."
"So you made a potion for eternal youth - just like that?" asked Marcia, bewildered.
"It wasn't too difficult. The planets were right - " Marcia suppressed a splutter. "And I just followed the instructions that Marcellus had left in the Physik Chest. I put it in the golden box he had left in the chest and I dropped it into the Moat by Snake Slipway so that he could pick it up. He used to like going for night walks in the Moat."
"In the Moat?"
"Well, under it, really. He used to walk along the bottom. It helped his aches and pains. I saw him once. It looked weird."
"He went for walks...under the Moat?" Marcia looked rather like a fish that had just been dragged out of the Moat herself. Rivulets of rain ran down her face, and her mouth was open as if gasping for air.
Septimus continued. "So he picked up the box and I knew he'd got it because he put the Flyte Charm in it in exchange. I fished it out, although it took me weeks to find it. There's an awful lot of garbage in the Moat."
Marcia remembered Septimus's sudden interest in fishing. It all made sense now - well, not quite all.
"What was he doing with the Flyte Charm?"
"He took it. But later he promised to give it back. Although he didn't know he'd taken it anyway."
"What?"
"It's a bit complicated. Um, Marcia..."
"Yes?" Marcia sounded a little faint.
"Can I have the Flyte Charm back now? Please. I won't fool around with it anymore, I promise."
Marcia's answer was what Septimus expected. "No, you may not."
Wizard and Apprentice walked in silence along the rest of Wizard Way, but as they went across the Courtyard of the Wizard Tower, Marcia's python shoes with their new green buttons slipped on something dragony. That was the last straw. "Septimus," she snapped, "that dragon is going right now. I am not having it pollute this yard a moment longer."
"But - "
"No buts. It's all arranged. Mr. Pot will be looking after him in the big field next to the Palace."
"Billy Pot? But - "
"I said no buts. Mr. Pot is very experienced with lizards and I am sure he will be absolutely fine with what is, after all, nothing more than one enormous lizard with an attitude problem. The rain's blowing over; you can take him there right now before more comes in."
"But Spit Fyre's still asleep," protested Septimus. "You know what happens if I wake him up."
Marcia did know - they had only just finished reglazing all the ground-floor windows of the Wizard Tower - but she didn't care. "No excuses, Septimus. You will take him over to Mr. Pot. Then you will come straight back here to make a start on your first Projection. It is high time you got some Magyk back into your head and got rid of all this Alchemie stuff once and for all. In fact, Magyk is what you are going to be doing full-time from now on, as you are not setting foot out of the Wizard Tower for the next two weeks."
"Two weeks!" protested Septimus.
"Possibly four," said Marcia. "I shall see how it goes. I expect you back in an hour." With that, Marcia Overstrand strode off across the Courtyard. She ran up the marble steps; then the silver doors of the Wizard Tower swung open and swallowed her up.
For once Spit Fyre woke without any trouble. He allowed Septimus to climb up and sit in his usual place, the dip behind the dragon's neck, and there was none of the usual snorting and tail thumping that Spit Fyre had recently taken to doing when Septimus climbed up. Today he was almost docile - apart from the quick burst of scalding hot air that he aimed at the passing Catchpole's cloak, which resulted in a foul smell of burned wool and old toast.
As this was a last chance for the Wizards to see the dragon take off at such close quarters, Septimus decided to give them a good view. On his command of "Up, Spit Fyre," the dragon beat his wings slowly and powerfully, sending a great downdraft of air whipping through the Courtyard. It was a perfect liftoff. Septimus took Spit Fyre up slowly past each floor, getting as near to the Tower as he dared. Windows were thrown open, blue-robed Wizards excitedly leaned out and the sound of applause rippled out from the Tower. As the dragon reached the twentieth floor a large window was thrown open and Septimus got a less appreciative response.
"Fifty minutes!" Marcia yelled and slammed the window shut. Spit Fyre wheeled away from the Tower in surprise but Septimus brought him back. They flew once around the golden pyramid at the top for luck, then set off. The storm had passed and clearer skies were coming in from the Port. The sun broke through the clouds and, far below, the rooftops glistened in the rain and glints of brilliant light sparkled from the puddles in the street. After six months of regular dragon-flying and three months before that of intense tuition with Alther Mella, Septimus was a confident flier. He decided to make the most of what would be his last flight for a while and take the long route to the Palace.
Septimus took Spit Fyre out over the North Gate and back above his favorite part of the Castle, The Ramblings. Entranced by the sight of so many peoples' lives going on below him, Septimus gazed down and let Spit Fyre choose his own way. He saw people out after the storm, hanging out their washing, tending their rooftop gardens or watching the rainbow that had just appeared over the Farmlands. At the sound of the dragon wings beating far above, they stopped and waved - or just stared in amazement. Children, let out of stuffy rooms to play in the sun, ran along the open walkways of The Ramblings. Septimus heard their voices yelling with excitement, "Dragon, dragon!" But with Marcia's words ringing in his ears, Septimus knew he did not have much time for lingering and, reluctantly, he pointed Spit Fyre in the direction of the Palace. All too soon he was approaching Billy Pot's new vegetable field.
Septimus thought he made a good landing, but Billy Pot thought otherwise.
"Careful! Watch them lettuces!" Billy yelled as Spit Fyre folded his wings and set his tail down with a dull thud on some lettuce seedlings.
Septimus slipped down from Spit Fyre's neck. "I've brought Spit Fyre," he said rather unnecessarily.
"So I see," said Billy.
Billy Pot waited while Septimus patted the dragon's neck, rubbing his hand over the smooth scales, which were still chilled from the flight. After a minute or two he said, "Well, aren't you going to introduce us?"
"Yes," said Septimus, reluctant to leave his dragon.
"Dragons are sticklers for etiquette. They like to be introduced properly."
"Do they?" asked Septimus, surprised. "Well, Spit Fyre, may I introduce Billy Pot? And Billy, this is Spit Fyre, the best dragon ever. Aren't you, Spit Fyre?" Septimus gently patted the dragon's velvety nose.
Spit Fyre ducked his head and snorted a plume of air, which scorched some nearby carrot tops. Billy stepped up close. He met Spit Fyre's red-rimmed dragon eye and said, "I am honored to make your acquaintance, Mr. Spit Fyre."
Spit Fyre leaned his head to one side, considering what Billy Pot had said. Then he ducked his head once more and pushed his nose into Billy's rough tweed coat. Billy staggered back with the push and fell into a bed of parsley. But he jumped straight back on his feet and, after wiping his muddy hands on his corduroy tunic, he patted Spit Fyre's neck. "There," he said, "I can tell we'll be friends."
