We break into silence again. I lob a question right into it.

“Who is he, then?”

“An ex,” she says, slumping back in the seat a little. “The ex, I guess.”

“Like Tris,” I say, relating.

She sits up and gives me a purely evil glance. “No. Not like Tris at all. This was real.”

I pause for a second, listen to our breakup playing under the conversation.

“That was mean,” I say. “You have no idea.”

“Neither do you. So let’s drop it. I’m supposed to show you a good time.”

I take this last sentence as a kind of apology. Mostly because that’s what I want it to be.

I’m winding through the Lower East Side now, on the streets that have names and not numbers. The night is still very much young here, hipster congregants exhaling their smoke from sidewalk square to sidewalk square. I find a parking space on the darker side of Ludlow, then convince Norah to retrace Jessie’s steps until we’re in front of a pink door.

“Camera Obscura?” Norah asks.

I nod.

“Bring on the nuns,” she says.

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to knock or just open the door. The answer is given to me in the form of a burly bouncer dressed in a Playboy Bunny outfit.

“ID?” he asks.

I reach for my cousin’s license from Illinois, won in a particularly intense Xbox challenge.

Norah pats her pockets down. Blankly.

And just as I think, Oh f**k, she says those exact words.

6. NORAH

Oh f**k. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

I mailed the letter turning down the acceptance to Brown just this morning. And only now, in the middle of this night or is it morning and why does time cease to tick when I see Tal, only now do I get it. Kibbutz in South Africa: BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. Like, HUGE. What was I thinking? So we’ve broken up five times over the last three years. Somehow in the back of my mind was the thought that either (1) Tal and I would work things out next time, and what better place to do that than away from our families and friends in a commune on the flip side of the world, or (2) we wouldn’t work things out yet again, but I’d be the best freakin’ worker that kibbutz had ever seen; and as a bonus, Tal would die of jealousy when I fell madly in love with some beautiful surfer boy from Capetown and left Tal weeding gardens while I bailed on the kibbutz to backpack across the world with my new surfer love who hopefully would have a pretty-looking name like Ndgijo.

Except that would never happen to me. How did such a reputedly smart girl get herself in this predicament, on the brink of adulthood, with no future to grab on to? These last few weeks I’ve been missing Tal as much as I’ve been bemoaning him as the Evil Ex. I’ve held on to the hope of surprising him by showing up in South Africa, yet when he was RIGHT THERE in front of me in Manhattan, what did I do? I froze. Suddenly all my fantasies of reconciliation were gone, suddenly all I could remember was how I was never good enough for him, Jewish enough, political enough, committed enough. Tal wasn’t a lying cheating skank like Tris, but who had I been kidding? He had been, as Caroline likes to remind me, a “controlling f**kface.” So right there, in a f**king Yugo, next to the poor schmuck I introduced myself to by making out with him, I finally had the moment of clarity that Mom and Dad and Caroline have been waiting for me to have since I was fifteen: ENOUGH! Caroline has been right all along. Tal and I are better off living our lives apart from one another.

Oh f**k. Did I just say that aloud? I’m trying to pay attention to the Nick guy but I can’t get Tal’s words in front of the club off repeat playback in my mind: She talks a great game, but when you actually get to the field, you realize it’s f**king empty.

The Tin Woman! Tal called me the f**king Tin Woman! I lost my virginity and my whole youth to him, and that’s his review of me? At least I can be grateful that when Tal took off from South Africa back to Manhattan without telling anybody, he couldn’t possibly have received my letter yet; I only just mailed it. I was so hell-bent on the sentiment, I posted the letter international f**king snail mail when I could have just e-mailed him. I drew smiley faces on the outside of the envelope! Oh, God, I want to be sick right now.

Norah, why are you such a regression bitch? One night last weekend spent holding Caroline’s hair back while she puked in the toilet, feeling lonely and lost—for me, not for Caroline; she had an army of dudes outside the bathroom waiting for her to sober up—and I let the dark side of my mind, the Tal side, win out. As Caroline slept it off later that night in the extra twin bed that’s been in my room for her since kindergarten, I wrote to Tal. Was it all the caffeine I consumed riding the night out with Caroline, or the leftover ganja haze of the reggae club where we’d passed the night? Secondhand smoke may be deadlier than firsthand straight-edge inhale, at least when it comes to impairing my ability to distinguish between lonely longing for the Evil Ex and actually trying to get back together with him.

I hope Tal never finds out the Tin Woman was ready to compromise. I didn’t outright say I wanted to get back together. But I said I was willing to consider it. I told him I could be vegan. I could be more Jewish. I could be kosher f**king vegan! I could learn to care about saving the sea otter and only drinking fair-trade coffee. I could believe that Tal and his brothers in Tel Aviv actually have talent and will become the next big thing, an older, punk-infused, pro-Israel, f**k-Europe, politicized version of Hanson. I would at least consider living with his miserable controlling psychotic mother in Tel Aviv once Tal starts his mandatory Israeli Army service next year, and oh alright fine, she could teach me how to cook the meals he likes and how to hang linens on a line in the sun so his sheets would always be crisp and fresh.




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