There are too many people around me, and I say that, and Ely takes me to a quieter room, one of the diorama rooms that nobody really visits anymore, detailing the everyday life of a 1950s Eskimo. We sit on a bench, and he holds my hand and asks me what happened.

And maybe it isn’t as bad as I’ve felt, because I actually smile even though I’m crying a little again, and I say, “It’s actually because of your name.”

I tell him about how it was just a regular morning, with my dad already at work and my mom having her morning coffee. I slept over to do some laundry and get some work done away from the dorm. We usually talk about classes and things, but this morning, her first question was:

“Who’s Ellie?”

And I didn’t get it at first. I said, “Ellie?”

It was only when she followed up with “What happened to that Naomi girl?” that I knew who she meant.

“It didn’t work out with Naomi,” I told her, thinking that would be the end of it.

But no. She continued with “Well, that must make Ellie something else.”

I must have looked like a deer caught in a head vise, because Mom put her mug down and said, “I’m sorry. I needed the number for that doctor I called on your phone last week when mine was dead. So I looked on your call log, and I couldn’t help but notice there were a lot of calls to Ellie. I know, I know—I should have asked you. But you were asleep, and I thought you’d be more annoyed with me for waking you up. I really needed the number. My back is killing me again.”

The bizarre thing was, knowing my mother’s mind after experiencing eighteen years of its effects, I was sure this story was completely true. The line-crossing came when she thought she could bring it up with me.

Still, I could’ve let it go. I could have just said, “It’s a friend.” Or “It’s no one.”

But I didn’t want to lie. I didn’t want to tell the truth, but I really didn’t want to lie.

So I said, “It’s Ely, Mom. A guy.”

And then

I added

“He’s my kind-of boyfriend.”

I feel a little sheepish telling this to Ely now, since we haven’t even had the b-word conversation. But he doesn’t dispute it. Instead he asks, “What did she say?”

And I tell him she said, “Does this mean that you’re gay?” Too shocked to sound disapproving or accepting.

And I answered, “No. It just means I’m not straight.”

It was so obvious that neither of us was at all prepared to have this conversation, and neither of us had expected to have it at that particular moment, over that particular mug of coffee.

Then, the weirdest thing of all, the morning continued. I’d clearly altered something, but the shape of that alteration couldn’t be known yet. She didn’t say, “I love you,” and she didn’t say, “I hate you.” She just said, “I’m sorry I looked at your phone,” and I said, “It’s okay. Did you get the appointment?” And she asked, “What?” and I said, “For the doctor,” and she nodded and said, “One o’clock, during lunch,” and I said, “That was lucky.”

We had no idea what we were doing.

“So,” I say to Ely now, “I don’t know what I’m going to go home to, the next time I go home. I don’t even know if my mom’s going to tell my dad.”

“Do you want me to go over there with you?”

I shake my head and tell him no, it’s probably not the best time for him to meet my parents.

He laughs. I feel a centimeter better.

“I guess you didn’t really have to go through this,” I say to him.

“I did, actually,” he tells me, his feet kicking playfully into mine. “It was definitely different, but it still completely freaked me out.”

At the risk of stating the obvious, I ask, “But why? You have two moms.”

“But that’s exactly why,” Ely says. “It’s so hard to explain. It was just so expected in a way. They tried so hard when I was growing up to make sure my world wasn’t entirely a queer one—not that they were ashamed of who they were or anything. Not at all. But they wanted me to have the same kind of options as any other kid. And I think part of me agreed— I wanted to be different from them. I would be the normal—no, normal isn’t the right word. I would be the more conventional one, I guess. I convinced myself of all these things I wanted— to play for the Yankees, to have this big wedding with Naomi, to bring home this girl to my moms so they’d finally have a daughter. I really thought it would happen, that I could do it. I didn’t want all the other kids thinking I was only being gay because my moms were gay. I tried to be straight. Isn’t that stupid? Me? But I did. It was a fun fantasy. But at the end of the day, it was the boys I wanted to kiss. You still have your options, but I knew that something—I don’t know what—had already defined me. I just had to figure out the definition and be okay with it.

“When I finally realized I had to be who I was going to be, Mom and Mom were also a little freaked out. They were worried I was doing it as some way of proving I was on their side. I actually had to persuade them that I was really, truly, genuinely into penis. That was a fun conversation!”

“I’m not sure I’ll bring that up tonight with my parents,” I say, noting to myself that my experiences with penis have still been limited to my own.

“Yeah—save the buggery conversation for a better occasion, like Thanksgiving.”

“Bollocks!” I say. It feels good.

“Bollocks?”

“Yeah, bollocks.”

“Now would be a good time to admit you’re on crack.”

“I’m sorry. Continue.”

It’s Ely’s turn to look sheepish. “There isn’t much more to it,” he admits. “Once my true rainbow colors came shining through, the moms did everything short of writing me a profile on xy.com. I mean, there was this one time when I was looking at this naked picture of a guy on my computer, and then I got a phone call or something and forgot to close it, and Mom Susan went to use the computer before I could close the window. I figured she was going to be all mad, but instead all she said was ‘Ely, you know how little that does for me.’ ”

I try to imagine my mother having a similar reaction, but I can’t.

“Don’t worry,” Ely says. “I’ve dated other guys who’ve gone through this. It always ends up fine. I mean, this one guy, Ono, was kicked out of his house. But you’re not living at home, and I’m sure your parents are much cooler than Ono’s. His dad threatened to call the police. Seriously. He said, ‘Dad, I’m gay,’ and his father shouted that he was going to call the police.”

I can’t say I completely appreciate this sidetrack, but he’s trying in his own Ely way, just as I’m trying to keep the “other guys” out of our Eskimo room.

“Should we head out?” I ask.

“Sure,” Ely says, standing up and offering me his hand. When I take it, he yanks me up and doesn’t let go. I’m almost afraid he’s going to want to kiss me or make out or even hug me right now. It would feel wrong, and I think he realizes this. So he just spins me around once, like we’re dancing. Then, when I trip, he says, “Eskimo two-step,” and instead of laughing looks at me again to see if I’m okay.

I let go of his hand, and we start walking back. We detour by the dinosaurs and the blue whale and the birds of paradise. We talk about other things, especially the people around us.

It’s only when we’re heading out the door and down the front steps of the museum that Ely says to me, seemingly out of the blue, “You know, I’m proud to be your kind-of boyfriend.”

“Bollocks!” I scream out into the night.

“Not bollocks!” Ely calls back.

And for that moment, my heart is lifting too fast to be scared of falling.

STARBUCKS

NAOMI

Starbucks: It’s where life happens.

Someone should totally hire me to write slogans.

People come to New York to be different, but I go to Star-bucks to be the same.

Go to a Starbucks in Kansas City or one in Manhattan, and I am confident that pretty much the same experience will be had in either. Same decor. Same dependably boring coffee. Same underpaid workers grateful to have health insurance. Same crap World Music playing that’s supposed to make you believe the ©orporation believes in fair-trade values.

Starbucks: the great equalizer.

No, I liked the first slogan better.

Ely is better than me at everything except Starbucks. That’s why we could only meet here.

He arrives late and slumps down into the chair I’ve reserved for him at the end of the table. It was the only empty seat left in the whole place, and if a person in a wheelchair rolls in, then everyone else here might resent Ely as much as I do right now.

“I didn’t realize you meant this Starbucks,” Ely says. He ignores the Frappuccino I’ve left on the table for him. Ely hates Frappuccinos. Something about a bad-boy hangover and bad spew chunks after the bad boy very badly dumped him. “I thought Astor Place was off-limits to my cooties? I’ve been waiting for you at the one across St. Marks for the last twenty minutes. Did you not see my text messages? Or are you so passive-aggressive now that you won’t even answer my text messages?”

No, I’m so passive-aggressive that I didn’t even bother turning on my phone.

“You’re kidding me with this, right, Naomi?”

“You’re not even going to speak to me?”

We can do this without speaking.

I’m not here for angry recrimination: You stole my boyfriend, Ely! Stole my trust—in YOU, not in him.

I can’t speak, because I’ve run out of lies.

If I say now what I really feel, Naomi & Ely really never will be Naomi & Ely again.

Why did it take you stealing my boyfriend to make me finally understand that you will never love me the way I love you?

If I did speak, I’d probably say something scary and stupid, like “I always imagined our daughter having your beautiful eyes and possibly my chin and hopefully not Ginny’s nose. Susan’s laugh and my mom’s great hair. She’d have your math skills and my distrust of prime-numbered streets. Her soul would be her own. We’d protect it always, together.”

When does the hurt stop? I need a timetable.

Ely’s not waiting on . He sets down the first item—my “girl kit” of feminine supplies I kept in what was my drawer in his room, but now the drawer has probably been claimed by Bruce the Second’s stuff. “I can’t wait forever, Naomi. Let’s get this over with. Even if you’ve gone mute, I’m sure your hands still have the capability to cough up your end of the bargain.”

Ely’s face looks too flush. I think he’s coming down with a cold. I should have chosen the Starbucks on St. Marks. They keep the temperature four degrees higher. Why am I such a bitch?

I still can’t speak, but I do reach down to the box of his stuff that I’ve placed on the floor.

If you could offer me a guarantee, Ely, a guarantee that the hurt that makes my heart feel like a boulder sitting inside my chest, beatless, if I knew this hurt would eventually go away and I could feel hope again—for me, for you, for us—then maybe my lips couldnow and we could get on with this. The End.

ELY

I remember this feeling. When Mom Susan discovered that Mom Ginny was having an affair with Naomi’s dad . . . I remember thinking, Is this it? Is it all over? I thought, Are they going to split up? My parents. Naomi’s parents. And I realized— no, realized is the wrong word. Realized makes it sound like a fact I learned rather than a fact I felt. So let me say knew. I knew for the first time that when you say a couple is splitting up, it’s not just the relationship that’s splitting. In some way, everyone involved gets split up, too. Each of my moms was splitting. Each of Naomi’s parents was splitting. Naomi was splitting. I was splitting. And the reaction to that—my reaction to that—was to hold on as strong as possible. To try to hold things together. Because to let go would be the end of everything. To let go would be a murder of what once was.




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