"Artemise!" shouted the landlady, "chop some wood, fill the water

bottles, bring some brandy, look sharp! If only I knew what dessert to

offer the guests you are expecting! Good heavens! Those furniture-movers

are beginning their racket in the billiard-room again; and their van has

been left before the front door! The 'Hirondelle' might run into it when

it draws up. Call Polyte and tell him to put it up. Only think, Monsieur

Homais, that since morning they have had about fifteen games, and drunk

eight jars of cider! Why, they'll tear my cloth for me," she went on,

looking at them from a distance, her strainer in her hand.

"That wouldn't be much of a loss," replied Monsieur Homais. "You would

buy another."

"Another billiard-table!" exclaimed the widow.

"Since that one is coming to pieces, Madame Lefrancois. I tell you again

you are doing yourself harm, much harm! And besides, players now want

narrow pockets and heavy cues. Hazards aren't played now; everything is

changed! One must keep pace with the times! Just look at Tellier!"

The hostess reddened with vexation. The chemist went on-"You may say what you like; his table is better than yours; and if one

were to think, for example, of getting up a patriotic pool for Poland or

the sufferers from the Lyons floods--"

"It isn't beggars like him that'll frighten us," interrupted the

landlady, shrugging her fat shoulders. "Come, come, Monsieur Homais; as

long as the 'Lion d'Or' exists people will come to it. We've feathered

our nest; while one of these days you'll find the 'Cafe Francais' closed

with a big placard on the shutters. Change my billiard-table!" she went

on, speaking to herself, "the table that comes in so handy for folding

the washing, and on which, in the hunting season, I have slept six

visitors! But that dawdler, Hivert, doesn't come!"

"Are you waiting for him for your gentlemen's dinner?"

"Wait for him! And what about Monsieur Binet? As the clock strikes

six you'll see him come in, for he hasn't his equal under the sun for

punctuality. He must always have his seat in the small parlour. He'd

rather die than dine anywhere else. And so squeamish as he is, and so

particular about the cider! Not like Monsieur Leon; he sometimes comes

at seven, or even half-past, and he doesn't so much as look at what he

eats. Such a nice young man! Never speaks a rough word!"

"Well, you see, there's a great difference between an educated man and

an old carabineer who is now a tax-collector."




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