Chapter 340: What Are You Laughing At?
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The more Dong Tianleng thought about it, the more excited he was. His two eyes were fantasizing about the beauty of his future. The thought of the shocked expressions of others had excited him, to the extent as if he was experiencing an orgasm. With a slant of his body, he then lied on Yun Yang's quilt. He clapped both of his hands forcefully on the quilt, guffawing and laughing outrageously and wantonly. He was in high spirits, and his mirth seemed to be without end.
Yun Yang was speechless once again.
After a long time, he could stand it no longer.
"Are you about done? How long more do you still wish to laugh?"
"Will you stop?" a stern voice admonished the maniacal fiend.
"Alright, alright, I'm done... "Dong Tianleng gasped, short of breath. His eyes were filled with tears of mirth.
Yun Yang looked at him blankly and remained silent for a long while. Dong Tianleng finally calmed down and settled his body comfortably.
Yun Yang's attention was then immediately on his quilt. The icy chill within his glance was apparent.
Dong Tianleng's expression immediately grew stiff. His hand hurriedly extended themselves to heal the fold, yet he saw a wet spot on it. It was his saliva that he had accidentally left behind when he laughed his head off earlier.
Upon realizing that the situation was simply not acceptable, Dong Tianleng then clumsily wiped over the remnants.
Another man's body fluids that were left on another man’s quilt was absolutely intolerable!
Yun Yang was expressionless. His face muscles twitched slightly. Intentionally or unintentionally, his eyes went to Dong Tianleng’s rear end.
Instantly, Dong Tianleng felt that something was not right. He then stood up awkwardly, and forcefully bowed from his waist. In a pandering and humble way, he uttered, "Boss... I am here ... I am here…what am I here for again? "
Yun Yang’s eyes were empty. What kind of person was he?
Dong Tianleng then staggered backward, apologizing as he walked, "Just look at me, I have stained your quilt, accidentally of course ... this is ... that ... boss, do remember to wash it later. Don’t ever let anyone see it so that no one will think that you have wet your own bed..."
Yun Yang rubbed his face in despair. The murderous intent in him was overflowing and was difficult to suppress.
Dong Tianleng continued to back away, "Boss ... It's nothing, really ... that’s just a pile of snot, you can handle it. After all, you have not done that something… lest people think you really did do something... In fact, it does not matter at all. All men will do that something if one really didn't do the real thing… then it will truly be something… Nevertheless, that something is after all ... it isn't good to be misunderstood, in this case."
Yun Yang stared at the jabbering man. He was, in fact, absolutely lost.
What had the fellow just said?
What nonsense was this?
Upon seeing Yun Yang’s expression turn from ice to utter confusion, Dong Tianleng thought of something. His laughing point then surged up to its peak. He burst out laughing madly and couldn’t catch his breath. Unable to close his mouth, it seemed like he would actually die from laughter.
Yun Yang was speechless.
"What mental illness have you contracted, you idiot? What are you laughing at again?"
"Hahaha ..." Dong Tianleng was getting more and more excited. His laughter turned into wheezing as he ran out of air to laugh with.
Bang!
Yun Yang inexplicably felt that he had been insulted. With a ferocious kick, Dong Tianleng flew out, as if he was being carried by the clouds, plunging on the snowy ground. Yet, he continued to laugh ceaselessly.
One of the experts from Dong Family carefully asked, "Young master, why have you been kicked out? Have you asked what exactly does Young Master Yun wish us to do? Well ... what are you laughing at? Did Young Master Yun press on your laughing acupoint? "
Upon hearing that, Dong Tianleng sobered up instantly. With a slap on his thigh, he uttered, "Whoops, I have forgotten about the main affair!"
Several Dong Family experts who were waiting outside were at a loss for words. How could you forget about it? What did you do inside? How could laughing be treated as something important?
We truly wondered, what exactly was going on inside?
You just f*cking laughed like a seal. Did you speak about going home and pretending to be low key? Those were good plans, but did you really think that all of us here waiting outside were deaf?
For Young Master Yun to call you an idiot was too much of an honor. You're a f*cking dimwit, the worst that your father has ever encountered in so many years of living!
Dong Tianleng hurriedly got up and ran back in again.
"Get out!"
Yun Yang let out an earth-shattering roar.
"Uh ... " Dong Tianleng was extremely embarrassed, "I came here to ask ..."
"Ask nothing!" exclaimed Yun Yang furiously, "What were you laughing at just now? What something is that something? What the f*ck were you talking about?"
"What is that something? I was just laughing ..." Dong Tianleng suddenly recalled the conversation earlier. A tinge of laughter surged through him again. He then opened his mouth wide, ready to let loose another guffaw.
He found himself flying back out again, with a shriek.
The handful of Dong Family experts outside were truly speechless this time.
Could this idiotic fellow actually handle the matter?
Do you even know how to talk or manage things? Could you at least portray a decent image of yourself?
The rage of the few people outside instantly grew uncontrollable. Accompanying the rage, evil thoughts emerged. Regardless of the fact that Dong Tianleng was their young master, they then brutishly rushed towards him and stuffed a big lump of snow underneath his shirt after pulling apart his collar!
We dare you to laugh once more!
Laugh again, why don't you?
"Owww ..." Dong Tianleng desperate shrieks were shrill and carried far across the sky.
...
Dong Tianleng could be seen shivering the third time he walked in. His face was pale and his lips were green, "Boss ... what ... what can I help you ... what... what... what ... what do you want me to do?"
He had almost frozen to death.
I can no longer feel any warmth in my body or even my very soul!
Were these my bodyguards? Not only did they have stuff snow into my clothes, they even sealed away my mystical Qi...
How could there be such undisciplined bodyguards in this world?
Well, it was more than one, it was the entire group!
"Why do I always meet this kind of eccentric people..." Dong Tianleng felt as if his days were numbered.
Yun Yang stared coldly at him. Feeling a sudden surge of laughter threatening to engulf him again, Dong Tianleng almost burst out laughing. Luckily, thanks to the cold in his body which had yet to dissipate, it reminded him to hold on.
While trembling, he uttered, "Boss what kind of order do you have ... I…I….I ... this young brother ... ahchoo, ahchoo! ... I will execute it wholeheartedly, ahchoo ... without any complaints..."
The confidence that Yun Yang felt on whether to pass on the matter to Dong Tianleng had gradually diminished. This fellow was simply too unreliable. "It would be better for me to think this through... You should leave first."
Dong Tianleng stumbled outwards in an extremely confused state.
What…what is happening?
Was he pulling my leg?
Seeing Dong Tianleng walk out in a confused state once again, the few elders of the Dong Family was downright exasperated.
"Sigh..."
Everyone had let out a long breath of frustration.
The feeling of powerlessness in their hearts had reached dangerous levels.
What an unfortunate life we lead.
Life was already extremely difficult. To make things worse, they had to meet such a young master.
What a 'bright' future there was ahead of them!
...
The next morning, Chun Wanfeng, Xia Bingchuan, and Qiu Yunsan had packed all their belongings and come forward to bid farewell to Yun Yang. However, they found out that Dong Tianleng was dispirited and listless as if his whole body was covered with fog and he had lost his very soul.
"What happened to you?" asked Chun Wanfeng attentively.
Dong Tianleng stared wide-eyed at his counterpart, "How would I know what has happened to me? If I were to know what has happened, there’s no need even for you to ask about it. You are too idle, aren’t you?"
The good intentions of Chun Wanfeng were being rewarded with a trashy attitude. He immediately riled up, and he uttered, "You f*cking have taken the wrong medicine, haven't you?"
"What medicine you are talking about? Are you able to cure it?" Dong Tianleng retorted bluntly, "Get lost! Stop blocking your father's sight by standing before me! Get lost! Get lost! Quickly!"
The rage of Chun Wanfeng was being instigated as if his stomach was full of stool. How could you ruin my mood so early in the morning?
Why did I even bother to care for you? How could you be such an arrogant b*stard?
"Are you going to leave then?" Chun Wanfeng glared at him.
"It’s none of your business!" Dong Tianleng glared right back. As if he had discovered a new continent, Dong Tianleng then uttered, "Hey, the three of you... Why aren't you wearing the green robes? Why are you all not wearing the green hats? Three uncredited, shameless b*stards! Quickly wear them! Faster, and gleefully! That is why I have been feeling uncomfortable these days. It turns out that it is you few rascals who have lost your accountability to me, a group of unscrupulous lowly b*stards!"
Qiu Yunsan, Xia Bingchuan, and Chun Wanfeng were dumbfounded. After remaining speechless for a long while, they then stared at Dong Tianleng with blue veins visibly popping out on their foreheads.
How could you still remember all of these in such a situation?
The trio was speechless. They decided not to care about this fellow anymore and went to bid farewell to Yun Yang instead.
We don’t bother whether you want to leave or not!
"Conflict in the martial world has begun, returning home will ensure your safety. Return home soon." Yun Yang said soothingly, "We will part ways here."
Qiu Yunsan and the other two felt as if there was something wrong, though, on the surface, everything seemed to be normal and calm.
Still, there were superb figures like Lei Dongtian and Old Mu in the Residence of Yun now. Nothing dire would happen with them around.
"Boss, take good care of yourself too!"
The trio was extraordinarily sincere as they uttered this, "The future is long ahead. Don’t ever forget about our families and this brother of yours. No matter what, just a note from boss and we as brothers will definitely go all out to help you without a single complaint!"
"I know you all mean well. Thank you! Take care!"
Yun Yang smiled.
The trio then took the mystical cubs which were still sleeping. For those who were able to recognize the mystical beasts, they would definitely able to feel the difference of these three mystical cubs. Although their base nature remained the same, their futures were now boundless.
The people from the three families then bowed toward Yun Yang, "Young Master Yun, thank you so much!"
Yun Yang nodded, "We shall meet again in the future."
He looked up and witnessed the dark clouds in the distant. He mumbled within his heart...it seemed like the winter storm was approaching.
Chun Wanfeng and the others took a few steps back.
Dong Tianleng came forward and in an extremely forlorn manner, he asked, "Boss, what was it that you mentioned before this?"
"Nothing. It’s all right now!" Yun Yang had made his decision to not use Dong Tianleng anymore. He rifled through his brain to find an excuse and then he explained, "You may return together now! There’s nothing much. I just wanted your help to find some Hade's Herb. However, after thinking about it, I feel like it’s quite difficult to find it intentionally as it all depends on luck. It’s better for me to find it myself when I have the time."