My heart broke for Grace. Alex and Libby said that Grace must have fallen hard for Noah because she hadn’t been out with anyone since him. Maegan told Alex today that it was time for Grace to move on but I wasn’t so sure Grace was going to feel the same way.
Smacking her hands together, Anna pulled me from my thoughts. “Okay ladies. Now I’m going to use a cucumber dick as well. First off let’s talk about the penis.” Anna spent about five minutes giving us a run down of the penis. I didn’t think I really needed to know about the anatomy of a dick, but Anna said it would help. “Now, the first thing you are going to want to discuss is the yes and no’s. Every couple has them. By talking about this first, you’ll both be more relaxed.”
Maegan huffed. Anna looked over at Maegan and said, “Maegan, did you have something to add?”
Maegan shrugged. “I mean, if you’re both hot and bothered and you decide to go down on a guy, are you really going to stop and be like, wait, we need to discuss this?”
Anna smiled sweetly. “You’re right, you probably wouldn’t. But, if you’re in a relationship with someone you care about, you’re more likely going to be able to have that conversation together.”
Grace pointed to Maegan. “That counts Meg out. She’s a wham bam thank you ma’am kind of girl.”
Maegan glared at Grace. “Again, fuck you, Grace. You’re one to talk.”
Alex let out a frustrated moan. “Stop arguing, you two. I want to know how to give Will a good blow job.”
Libby snarled her lip. “Gross. That’s my brother you’re talking about, Alex.”
Anna let out a chuckle. “Shall we continue?”
Taylor practically shouted, “Yes!” I couldn’t help but notice she was now drinking a glass of wine. Looking at me she winked. “I needed to loosen up a bit.”
Anna started talking again. “Remember fast isn’t always best. Start off slow. Kiss around his stomach, hips, and inner thigh. Remember to breathe and relax. No one enjoys rushed oral sex. Take your time and I promise it will be worth it in the end.” Giggles encircled the room and you would think we were all sitting in a high school sex education class.
“The next tip is to make sure your man’s dick is wet enough.” Anna spit on her cucumber, so we all followed her directions. “Whether you use your spit or lubricant, make sure it is good and wet before you begin playing with it. You could even attempt to take your man all the way to the back of your throat as it releases more saliva.”
Libby attempted to take her cucumber all the way in but started gagging. “Nope. No way, this baby is not going in any more.”
Glancing over to Grace, she was licking all over her cucumber. “Damn, I want a salad now.” She mumbled as everyone started laughing.
“The next tip is if you get tired or your jaw begins to ache, take a break and use your hands. Slowly move them up and down the shaft with a relaxed wrist. You’ll want to add a little twist to your movement but not too much of one.” Anna began to show us the proper way to use our hands. Moving my hands up and down my cucumber seemed silly at first, but one quick peek around the room and everyone was totally focused on their cucumber dicks. Alex was staring at it as if she was concentrating hard.
Continuing to work her cucumber, Anna continued talking. “Now the next thing to talk about. To spit or swallow.”
Grace let out a moan as she slowly pushed her mouth over the cucumber. The way she worked it had me and Taylor leaning forward to watch her. Grace pulled it out and looked at us. “Sorry girls, it’s been too long since I’ve even touched a penis. This cucumber is starting to look pretty damn good.”
Laughter broke out around the room as Anna talked about letting your partner know if you wanted to be warned ahead of time in regards to him coming in your mouth. Taylor leaned over and asked, “Spit or swallow?”
Shrugging, I looked back out at everyone. “What does it taste like?”
“Ass,” Maegan quickly said. “Spit that shit out as soon as you can. Better yet, let him jiz on himself.” My mind was flooded with the memory of Colt and I in the study room as he came on my stomach. Chewing my lip, I pushed the memory away.
Libby laughed. “No it doesn’t, Lauren. It depends on what they eat. If they eat a lot of Kiwi or Pineapple, the cum tastes better, sweeter almost. Most of the time it’s kind of salty.”
“Huh,” I said as I let it soak in.
Taylor downed her wine as she sat back and laughed. “Nope. He is just gonna have to come somewhere else, salty, sweet, or peanut butter tasting. That shit is not going in my mouth.”