“You'll not distract me this time,” Murillio growled. “First of all, there
“Indeed!” Kruppe replied, bending down to pick one up. He brushed spatters of mud from the painted face. “This is Kruppe's own. Well chosen, Kruppe pronounces with certain aplomb.”
Murillio's eyes hardened. “You're not coming, Kruppe.”
“Well, of course Kruppe will attend! Do you think Lady Sinital would ever show herself if her long-time acquaintance, Kruppe the First, was not in attendance? Why, she'd wither with shame!”
“Dammit, you've never even met Sinital!”
“Not relevant to Kruppe's argument, friend Murillio. Kruppe has been acquainted with Sinital's existence for many years. Such association is made better, nay, pristine, for the fact that she has not met Kruppe, nor Kruppe her. And, in final argument designed to end all discussion, here,” he pulled from his sleeve a parchment scroll tied in blue silk ribbon, “Kruppe's invitation, signed by the Lady herself.” Murillio made a grab for it but Kruppe replaced it deftly in his sleeve.
“Rallick will kill you,” Murillio said levelly.
“Nonsense.” Kruppe placed the mask over his face. “How will the lad ever recognize Kruppe?”
Murillio studied the man's round body, the faded red waistcoat, gathered cuffs, and the short oily curls atop his head. “Never mind.” He sighed.
“Excellent,” Kruppe said. “Now, please accept these two masks, gifts from your friend Kruppe. A trip is saved, and Baruk need not wait any longer for a secret message that must not be mentioned.” He replaced his mask in its box, then spun round to study the eastern skyline. “Off to yon alchemist's abode, then. Good evening, friend-”
“Wait a minute,” Murillio said, grasping Kruppe's arm and turning him round. “Have you seen Coll?”
“Why, of course. The man sleeps a deep, recovering sleep from his ordeals. “Twas healed magically, Sulty said. By some stranger, yet. Coll himself was brought in by yet a second stranger, who found a third stranger, who in turn brought a fifth stranger in the company of the stranger who healed Coll. And so it goes, friend Murillio. Strange doings, indeed. Now, Kruppe must be off. Goodbye, friend-”
“Not yet,” Murillio snarled. He glanced around. The street was still empty. He leaned close. “I've worked some things out, Kruppe. Circle Breaker contacting me put everything into order in my mind. I know who you are.”
“Aaahh Kruppe cried, withdrawing. “I'll not deny it, then! It's true, Murillio, Kruppe is Lady Sinital, connivingly disguised.”
“Not this time! No distractions. You're the Eel, Kruppe. All this blubbering, sweaty meek-mouse stuff is just an act, isn't it? You've got half this city in your pocket, Eel.”
Eyes wide, Kruppe snatched the handkerchief from his sleeve and mopped his brow. He wrung sweat from it, droplets spattering on the cobbles, then a veritable torrent splashed on to the stones.
Murillio barked a laugh. “No more magical cantrips, Kruppe. I've known you a long time, remember? I've seen you cast spells. You've got everybody fooled, but not me. I'm not telling, though. You don't have to worry about that.” He smiled. “Then again, if you don't come out with it here and now, I might get annoyed.”
Sighing, Kruppe returned the handkerchief to his sleeve. “Annoyance is uncalled for,” he said, waving a hand and fluttering his fingers.
Murillio blinked, suddenly dizzy. He rubbed his forehead and frowned. What had they just been talking about? It couldn't have been important. “Thanks for the masks, friend. They'll come in handy, I'm sure.” His frown deepened. What a confusing thing to say! He wasn't even angry that Kruppe had figured things out; nor that the fat little man would attend the F?te. How odd! “Good that Coll's all right, isn't it? Well,” he mumbled, “I'd better head back to check on Rallick.”
Smiling, Kruppe nodded. “Until the F?te, then, fare you well, Murillio, Kruppe's finest and dearest friend.”
“Goodnight,” Murillio replied, turning to retrace his steps. He lacked sleep. All these late nights were taking their toll. That was the problem.
“Of course,” he muttered, then began to walk.
His features darkening, Baruk studied the Tiste And? lounging in the chair across from him. “I don't think it's a very good idea, Rake.”
The Lord raised an eyebrow. “As I understand such things, the event includes the wearing of disguises,” he said, with a slight smile. “Do you fear I lack taste?”