Scott asked, “What in the hell are y’all talking about?”
Gunner looked over at the girls and saw they were deep in conversation. “We have a little romance contest going on. Trying to see which one of us can outromance the other with our song choices.”
Scott’s mouth dropped open. “That’s fucked up, y’all. Do the girls know what you’re doing?”
At the same time, Gunner, Brad, and I all said, “No.”
Josh shook the DJ’s hand, and as he started to walk back toward us, he had a cocky-ass smile plastered on his face.
Poor guy. He really doesn’t stand a chance.
He walked right past us and up to Heather. He took her hand and pulled her up to him. “I have something special just for you,” Josh said before he kissed the back of Heather’s hand.
Gunner muttered, “Pesh,” under his breath.
Ellie smacked Gunner on the back of his head. “Knock it off.”
Just then, the DJ asked for everyone’s attention. “Listen up, y’all. I’ve had a special request from one very lucky man in the house tonight. He’s getting married in a couple days.”
Everyone started to clap and whistle.
“Ah hell,” Gunner and I said at the same time.
Brad and Scott started laughing.
“Josh, bring your beautiful future bride out onto the dance floor,” the DJ said.
Josh started leading Heather out to the dance floor. As he passed us, he smiled and winked. “Watch how it’s done, gentlemen.”
“Little bastard!” Gunner called out, earning another slap on the head from Ellie.
We watched as Josh walked Heather out to the middle of the dance floor. Her face was bright red, and when he kissed her on the cheek, all I heard were oohs and aahs. Someone handed Josh a microphone, and then he got down on one knee.
Brad, Gunner, and I all leaned forward.
“What in the hell is he doing? He can’t ask her to marry him. He’s already done that!” I said.
Ari smacked me on the shoulder. “Be quiet for Christ’s sake!”
“Holy hell, she’s already crying, and he hasn’t even started talking yet,” Brad said.
“Heather, I never in my life thought I could be as happy as I am in this very moment. The idea of spending the rest of my life with you just about brings me down to both knees. I cannot wait to make you my wife. I want to make all your dreams come true. I want to be the best husband and father to our unborn babies as I possibly can.”
Josh put his hand on her stomach and then kissed her belly as Heather brought her hand up to her mouth. He looked up at her and smiled.
“Is he crying?” Scott asked.
“Bastard,” Gunner, Brad, and I said at the same time.
“Shh!” Ellie, Amanda, and Ari said at the same time.
“Princess, I want to be your everything.” He stood up and took Heather in his arms as Keith Urban’s “Your Everything” started to play.
“Oh. My. God. If that is not the most romantic thing ever!” Ellie said.
Gunner snapped his head around and looked at her.
I was still staring out at them. They were the only two dancing as everyone stood around and watched.
“Holy hell, that just swept me off my damn feet! Heather is so lucky!” Amanda said.
Brad choked on his drink.
Ari walked around and sat on my lap. Her eyes looked like they were filling with tears as she watched them dancing.
Jesus H. Christ. Is she about to cry?
“So incredibly romantic…wow. Heather really is lucky.” She turned to me and smiled. “I think Josh won by a landslide. Don’t you think, babe?”
Scott busted out laughing as I just looked at her.
All I could do was let out a small laugh before I grabbed her and brought her in for a kiss. I pulled slightly away from her lips. “He certainly did.”
When she gave me that drop-dead beautiful smile of hers, my heart started racing.
“I love you, babe.” She captured my lips with hers.
I kissed her and poured as much love into the kiss as I could. When she ran her hands through my hair, I wanted to just rip off her clothes and take her right here and now.
“Get a fucking room. This is a public place.”
My heart stopped the moment I recognized the voice.
Ari slowly pulled away and looked at me. “You might want to make sure I don’t lay eyes on that bitch, or I will kick the shit out of her. Pregnant or not.”
As I looked to my left, I saw Rebecca walking off in the other direction with—oh fuck!—Victoria.
How in the hell did those two hook up again? Have they even seen each other since college?
Victoria was watching Josh and Heather dance.
As the song ended, Josh dipped Heather and kissed her. The whole place went crazy, clapping and hollering out.
When I glanced back at Ari, she was staring at me, and then we turned and looked at Heather walking back with Josh. She looked so happy, and I knew exactly what Ari was thinking because I was thinking it, too.
“How did she find out we would be here, Jeff?” Ari said with anger in her eyes.
“I don’t know, baby, but we’re not going to let them ruin this night.”
Ari stood up as she glared at Victoria and Rebecca. “No. No, we’re not.”
Chapter Thirty-Five
When Heather walked up to us, I could tell she was flying high. I smiled as Ellie gave Heather a big hug, and the tears started to build up in Heather’s eyes again.
“I just can’t believe how perfect he is!” Heather said as she wiped away a tear.
“Who would have thunk it? My little manwhore, Josh,” I said with a wink.
When Jennifer Lopez’s “Dance Again” started, I looked out and saw Rebecca, Victoria, and some other bitch dancing.
I think I’m going to puke.
“What in the fuck are they doing here?” Amanda said.
Shit! I was hoping my girls wouldn’t notice them, but considering the bitches were dancing like sluts right in front of us, it was hard to miss them.
I glanced over to the guys. I smiled because none of them were even looking out toward the dance floor. I also noticed when Jessie was walking up, Scott was following her every move. Interesting.
“Do they think they are getting the guys’ attention?” Ellie asked.
“I might be six and a half months pregnant, but I can still kick some ass,” Amanda said, swinging her hands all around.
I peeked over at Heather.
She grinned as she looked back at me. “Lady Marmalade.”
I smiled at her and shook my head. I turned to Amanda and laughed as I glanced down at her stomach. “Can you Lady Marmalade…with that stomach of yours?”
“Fuck you, bitch. I can move better now than I ever have before. Bring it.”
Ellie started jumping up and down. “Yes! I love that song!”
Then, Heather did something I never thought I would see. She went out to the dance floor and walked right between Victoria and Rebecca as she made her way to the DJ. I glanced over toward Josh, who was watching her. As she came back, she purposely cut between the dancing slut group again. Victoria never took her eyes away from Heather as she made her way back to Josh with an evil grin on her face. He took her in his arms and kissed the living shit out of her. Victoria stopped dancing and walked off the dance floor.
Hells yeah, I’m going to buy some kick-ass outfits for the twins to show their mama how proud I am of her!
I noticed when Heather whispered something into Josh’s ear. I saw his whole face blush.
Wow. That boy has it bad for her. There is no doubt about it. My little manwhore is no more.
When the DJ announced “Lady Marmalade,” Ellie and Amanda both let out, “Eeeppp,” as they headed toward the dance floor. I walked up to Heather and hooked my arm in hers.
“Let’s show these bitches how to really dance, like the sluts we’re not but they are,” Heather said.
Josh and Jeff tilted their heads as they just stared at her.
“Don’t listen to her. She’s just trying to be a badass.” I looked at Heather and smiled. “Baby steps, sweets. Baby steps.”
We walked onto the dance floor right when Lil’ Kim began singing. Ellie started dancing, and then Amanda, Heather, and I followed suit. I turned and smiled at Jeff as he watched us dance. Using my finger, I motioned for him to come and dance with me.
Jeff got up and walked right up to me. He grabbed me, pulled me right into him, and started grinding on me. I laughed as I watched Josh, Gunner, and Brad get up and start dancing with us.
Jeff laughed as he leaned in toward my ear. “Jesus, Amanda can move that pregnant stomach, can’t she?”
I looked at Amanda and smiled.
Ellie grabbed Jessie as she was walking by and dragged her out onto the dance floor. I looked around for Scott, but I wouldn’t dare go get him. Jeff would have a heart attack.
Then, I saw Heather run over and pull Scott out to the dance floor. She so strategically put him right next to Jessie. When Jessie turned around and saw him there, she blushed, and he smiled.
“Do you think Scott likes Jessie?” I asked Jeff.
He looked over toward them. As he turned back to me, he smiled.
“Yeah, I thought so, too!” I said.
Brett Eldredge’s “Don’t Ya” started to play. I watched as Josh grabbed Heather, and they took off two-stepping. Gunner picked up Ellie and spun her around before they went back to sit at our table. Amanda and Brad took off dancing.
I looked at Jeff and winked.
“I’m reading your mind, baby!”
Jeff walked up and took Jessie’s hand. “Two-step with this cowboy,” he said.
Jessie started laughing.
Scott gave me a smile and shook his head. “He’ll beat my ass!”
I laughed as he took me in his arms, and we started dancing.
Scott and I only danced around the floor one time before Jeff brought Jessie right up next to us. I saw Jeff’s smile a mile away, and I had to giggle.
“Partner switch!” Jeff yelled as he spun Jessie right over to Scott.
“Wait! What?” Jessie said.
Scott smiled and held out his hand.
The moment he swept her away, I jumped into Jeff’s arms.
“Take me home and make love to me, cowboy.”
“It would be my pleasure. Let’s blow this place, and take advantage of a free night.”
I raised my eyebrows up and down as he took my hand and led me off the dance floor.
Ellie smiled as we walked up. “Heading out, I take it?”
“Yep, but I have to piss like a racehorse again,” I said as I grabbed Ellie’s arm to go with me.
Heather came up behind me. “Oh hell, so do I. I’ll go, too.”
“Me, too! This kid, I swear, is camped out on my bladder.” Amanda kissed Brad before joining us.
While we started making a beeline to the restroom, Ellie and Amanda were taking bets on whether Heather or I would deliver first.
“That’s not fair,” I said over my shoulder as I walked into the restroom first. “Heather is having twins. She’s gonna pop before me.”
When I turned around, I came face-to-face with Rebecca. I instantly balled up my hands into fists. Then, I looked over at Victoria.