I suspect thou wilt say that I am taking a very humble line, and keeping

myself too much within the bounds of my moderation, from a feeling that

additional suffering should not be inflicted upon a sufferer, and that

what this gentleman has to endure must doubtless be very great, as he

does not dare to come out into the open field and broad daylight, but

hides his name and disguises his country as if he had been guilty of some

lese majesty. If perchance thou shouldst come to know him, tell him from

me that I do not hold myself aggrieved; for I know well what the

temptations of the devil are, and that one of the greatest is putting it

into a man's head that he can write and print a book by which he will get

as much fame as money, and as much money as fame; and to prove it I will

beg of you, in your own sprightly, pleasant way, to tell him this story.

There was a madman in Seville who took to one of the drollest absurdities

and vagaries that ever madman in the world gave way to. It was this: he

made a tube of reed sharp at one end, and catching a dog in the street,

or wherever it might be, he with his foot held one of its legs fast, and

with his hand lifted up the other, and as best he could fixed the tube

where, by blowing, he made the dog as round as a ball; then holding it in

this position, he gave it a couple of slaps on the belly, and let it go,

saying to the bystanders (and there were always plenty of them): "Do your

worships think, now, that it is an easy thing to blow up a dog?"--Does

your worship think now, that it is an easy thing to write a book?

And if this story does not suit him, you may, dear reader, tell him this

one, which is likewise of a madman and a dog.

In Cordova there was another madman, whose way it was to carry a piece of

marble slab or a stone, not of the lightest, on his head, and when he

came upon any unwary dog he used to draw close to him and let the weight

fall right on top of him; on which the dog in a rage, barking and

howling, would run three streets without stopping. It so happened,

however, that one of the dogs he discharged his load upon was a

cap-maker's dog, of which his master was very fond. The stone came down

hitting it on the head, the dog raised a yell at the blow, the master saw

the affair and was wroth, and snatching up a measuring-yard rushed out at

the madman and did not leave a sound bone in his body, and at every

stroke he gave him he said, "You dog, you thief! my lurcher! Don't you

see, you brute, that my dog is a lurcher?" and so, repeating the word

"lurcher" again and again, he sent the madman away beaten to a jelly. The

madman took the lesson to heart, and vanished, and for more than a month

never once showed himself in public; but after that he came out again

with his old trick and a heavier load than ever. He came up to where

there was a dog, and examining it very carefully without venturing to let

the stone fall, he said: "This is a lurcher; ware!" In short, all the

dogs he came across, be they mastiffs or terriers, he said were lurchers;

and he discharged no more stones. Maybe it will be the same with this

historian; that he will not venture another time to discharge the weight

of his wit in books, which, being bad, are harder than stones. Tell him,

too, that I do not care a farthing for the threat he holds out to me of

depriving me of my profit by means of his book; for, to borrow from the

famous interlude of "The Perendenga," I say in answer to him, "Long life

to my lord the Veintiquatro, and Christ be with us all." Long life to the

great Conde de Lemos, whose Christian charity and well-known generosity

support me against all the strokes of my curst fortune; and long life to

the supreme benevolence of His Eminence of Toledo, Don Bernardo de

Sandoval y Rojas; and what matter if there be no printing-presses in the

world, or if they print more books against me than there are letters in

the verses of Mingo Revulgo! These two princes, unsought by any adulation

or flattery of mine, of their own goodness alone, have taken it upon them

to show me kindness and protect me, and in this I consider myself happier

and richer than if Fortune had raised me to her greatest height in the

ordinary way. The poor man may retain honour, but not the vicious;

poverty may cast a cloud over nobility, but cannot hide it altogether;

and as virtue of itself sheds a certain light, even though it be through

the straits and chinks of penury, it wins the esteem of lofty and noble

spirits, and in consequence their protection. Thou needst say no more to

him, nor will I say anything more to thee, save to tell thee to bear in

mind that this Second Part of "Don Quixote" which I offer thee is cut by

the same craftsman and from the same cloth as the First, and that in it I

present thee Don Quixote continued, and at length dead and buried, so

that no one may dare to bring forward any further evidence against him,

for that already produced is sufficient; and suffice it, too, that some

reputable person should have given an account of all these shrewd

lunacies of his without going into the matter again; for abundance, even

of good things, prevents them from being valued; and scarcity, even in

the case of what is bad, confers a certain value. I was forgetting to

tell thee that thou mayest expect the "Persiles," which I am now

finishing, and also the Second Part of "Galatea."




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