My blood, it boiled. “No, it’s not impossible. You see, Samantha, when two men really love each other and have some lubrica—”
“Lies!” The woman bared her pearlescent teeth. “How dare you.”
“Me? It’s your son that’s been lying, not me. And considering half the damn town apparently knows about him playing for the other team, I highly doubt you were caught completely unaware.”
“Those are nothing but malicious rumors!” One bloodred talon pointed straight at my heart. “You did this somehow.”
“Me?” I scoffed. “Right. So what … I bought a strap-on, dressed up as Paul, and somehow convinced Chris to let me peg him on camera?”
Vaughan huffed out a laugh, his grip on me loosening.
“You’re right. I can totally see that happening. It’s all my fault.” Save me from the woman’s stupidity.
“If you’d only made more of an effort to be attractive for him,” she said. “Done something with your unsightly fat ass, then this never would have happened!”
I lunged, Vaughan again hefting me back, holding on tight. Red colored my world. I was so damn mad I couldn’t even think of a decent comeback. “Oh yeah? Come over here and say that.”
Thin lips strained, the she-demon advanced, taking up the invitation. Only, her son had other priorities. Chris snatched the cell from his mother’s hand, the outburst of violence as far from his usual cool-and-in-control as possible. Face red and eyes bright, he threw it on the ground and proceeded stomping. Once. Twice. Three times. Screen cracked and innards lying bare, the phone had been smashed to smithereens. The homemade porn moaned and groaned no more.
“Good, it’s gone,” said Samantha. “It was obviously a fake anyway. I mean, who could have recorded such a thing?”
“Ooh, good question.” I didn’t even have it in me to be mad about the phone. My ex-fiancé’s furious demented expression was reward enough. Ray’s mouth gaped. Even Samantha seemed mildly stunned. Only Paul remained unmoved. Unsurprised, even.
“You sent it,” I said, realization dawning.
Paul did an awesome deer-in-headlights impersonation. “No, I didn’t.”
“You did. God.” I slowly shook my head, amazed. “You wanted me to know. Why?”
His mouth moved, but he said nothing.
“Were you jealous? Tired of hiding? What?”
“Paul,” Chris fumed. “You wouldn’t.”
The big guy flattened himself against the wall even further. If he could have melded with it, he would have. “I…”
“Tell me you didn’t.”
“Fuck.” Vaughan wiped a hand across his face. “This is unbelievable.”
“Christopher, you told us you outgrew this nonsense,” said Ray, visibly shaking with anger. “That it was just a phase.”
“Oh, god.” Samantha collapsed onto the nearest worn leather lounge chair. “This is an absolute catastrophe. What will everyone think?”
The half-a-head and superior body mass Paul had on Chris didn’t matter. Not even a little. Chris grabbed him by his lapels, shaking him roughly, making his head whip back and forth. “You betrayed me! You fucking betrayed me!”
“I love you,” shouted Paul, a tear trailing down his cheek. “How the hell could I just stand by and watch you marry someone else, even if it was bullshit, huh?”
“I knew it.” My hands curled into tight fists, lungs laboring. I couldn’t get enough air. Anger filled me to overflowing, leaving room for nothing else.
“Yes.” Over on the lounge, Samantha’s eyes lit with glee. “We’ll tell everyone it’s her fault. That she did something.”
“Excellent,” said Ray. “Perfectly believable.”
“What?” I asked, voice low and deadly.
“You love me?” Chris stumbled back a step.
Face taut, Paul followed. “Of course I do.”
The two men stared at each other, lost to the rest of the unfolding drama. Meanwhile, Ray and his wife talked in hushed tones. Vaughan just leaned against the wall, his expression somewhere between shocked to shit and bemused. Fair enough, it wasn’t his life going to hell in a handbasket. It was mine, making it time to take action.
“But you know she means nothing to me,” said Chris. “Nothing.”
“I know.” Tentatively, Paul reached out a hand, cupping Chris’s face for a moment. How tender. How sweet. And really, I’d about had enough. Some part inside of me had cracked wide open.