I wished Dan luck and thanked him again for sticking his neck in the noose on our behalf. He minimized the situation and thanked us for the excitement we'd given to the start of his retirement.
I moseyed out by the pool to await my wife's return. While I hadn't brought a bathing suit, I could watch the honeys that were so attired. I managed twenty minutes of drinking in sunshine before a call on my cell phone shattered my peace like a car bomb in a Bagdad market.
Santa Barbara, California. I am so clever; at times I surprise myself! Here I am, so close to the tipster I can smell her; or him. I'm still undecided which one is my target but I'll soon have my answer and more!
And the beauty is no one knows I exist! There is on one to connect me to New Hampshire though this little group who thought they were so clever hiding in that silly business in Keene might suspect that the one they hunted is now hunting them!
I've left vestiges of my activities along the roadsides of America and yet, they don't know I exist! Each time I've come close to being apprehended, I cunningly slipped away. I eluded that stupid sheriff's deputy in the south. My unfortunate wound, suffered in Ohio, was easily treated, in the name of another. I slipped quietly in and out of Canada. I slipped so quietly eastward, no one I visited. In New Hampshire, I watched as another tried to mimic me and failed while no one even knew I was nearby.
And now, if these people think they are safe from me, are in for the surprise of their now-short lives!