Very Twisted Things
Page 2She was odd.
Since we’d moved in a few weeks ago, I’d concocted all kinds of theories about her. She was a porn star who’d retired and chosen to live out her life in solitude; she was a musician holed up in a mansion, composing an opus that would hypnotize the entire world; or my favorite, she’d killed her last boyfriend with an axe over his refusal to share his cheese puffs and she was now using the house next door as her hideout. Crazy to dwell on someone I didn’t know, but there was something about her loneliness that struck a nerve.
My bandmate Spider thought I was just bored. Maybe.
I tapped my foot.
What was taking her so long?
“Is she naked? Otherwise, what’s the bloody point in spying on her?” Spider asked me in a stage whisper, coming up behind me in the darkness on the patio. The Englishman sipped on his Jack and Coke.
“She’s not out yet,” I said. “And, it’s not really spying. I just like her music.”
He snorted. “Uh-huh. She’s fucking hot, isn’t she?”
Hot as hell—but I wasn’t sharing. I was surprisingly territorial when it came to Violin Girl.
“I think some clubbing would cure you real fast, mate.” He did a pirouette dance move that was straight out of our latest music video.
“Dude. Not tonight.” I needed a break. The paparazzi were all over me now that I was “fake dating” Hollywood starlet Blair Storm to garner good press.
I laughed at his theatrics. I suspected he was drunk. “Coming from the guy with a blue pompadour,” I said.
“Don’t be jealous.” He smoothed his newly dyed hair delicately. “Seriously, I liked you better when you got obsessed with The Vampire Diaries.”
I snorted. “Ha. Shut the fuck up. You love that show.”
He grinned. “Never. I hate blood suckers. Fucking pussies.”
“Uh-huh.”
“I watch macho shows, like wrestling and NASCAR,” he insisted.
“Bullshit. You DVR everything on The CW.” I snickered.
He lit a cig and sent me a thoughtful look. “You know, I haven’t had a shag in a while. You think Violin Girl would like me?”
I inhaled sharply. “She’s really not your type. I suggest you stick with your groupies.”
“If she’s female, she’s my type.” He waggled his eyes at me.
His lips quirked, and I suspected he’d played me all along.
I narrowed my eyes at him. I loved the blue-haired freak, but he could be a pain in the ass.
He popped me on the arm. “Wake up and smell the sexual tension, mate. You dig her, which is the most interest you’ve shown in a girl in five years. I can’t help but be fascinated.”
I shrugged. Whatever.
“Just go meet her. Knock on her door, pretend you’re lost, chat her up. Hell, take Monster with you. Girls love dogs, especially cute white Chihuahuas with ADHD.”
“You’re giving me dating advice?”
He paused and then grimaced. “Scary, huh?”
Spider was a notorious womanizer and generally treated girls like shit.
I sighed. “I don’t want to screw up the Blair thing.”
Spider got quiet, disapproval radiating off him. “Blair’s a piranha. You must really want this zombie movie.”
He jutted out his chin, and I let out a sigh and rubbed my temple. Acting like his dad was wearing thin.
He changed gears. “Emma sent me an email asking if we’re going to the Briarcrest Academy reunion in September. Are we in or what?”
“She’s in charge?” I bit out.
He nodded.
Great. Old feelings of betrayal swept over me as I remembered the fool I’d been for her in high school. She’d used me to make her asshole ex jealous, but the kicker had been she’d gotten pregnant—and hadn’t known who the father was. Those had been the worst six months of my life waiting for the DNA test to come back. Me a father at eighteen? It had seemed like the end of the world.
I made the Catholic cross sign with my hands.
“Aren’t you a non-practicing Presbyterian?” He smirked.
“Emma,” I muttered. “Just thanking the heavens I escaped being her baby daddy.”
“Yeah, glad that award went to Matt Dawson. Total wanker. I bet they’re miserable together.” He shot me a concerned look. “You are going, right?”
My mouth tightened. “I don’t want to see Emma.” What if I still had feelings for her? But I did want to see my older brother Leo and his wife Nora, who’d been one of my best friends at the prep school in Highland Park, Texas. ns class="adsbygoogle" style="display:block" data-ad-client="ca-pub-7451196230453695" data-ad-slot="9930101810" data-ad-format="auto" data-full-width-responsive="true">