The True Meaning of Smekday (Smek 1)
Page 32“Yes. I am knowing now what is wrong. Pull it over for fix—MAA!” he said suddenly. “Seventeen!”
He was pointing out the window at another armadillo. He couldn’t get enough of them.
“What is it with you and those things?” I asked.
“Ah. They look like something we had on Boovworld.”
“Not those koobish things you mentioned?”
“No,” said J.Lo. “The long-eared koobish is taller. Withto a short nose. And dark curledy hair.”
“Is there a short-eared koobish, then?”
“Mmmyes…” said J.Lo. “But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.”
We had conversations like this all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
I pulled off the road and down a ramp that emptied right next to a MicrocosMart parking lot. So I drove up to the store entrance, which was barricaded by a big security gate. And that was interesting, because I thought it might mean there was still some stuff inside.
“Twenty minutes,” said J.Lo as he opened his toolbox. This could have meant anything. J.Lo was either one of those people with no real concept of time, or else he actually didn’t know how long a minute was. I crouched down to have a look at the lock on the gate.
It was like a bike lock. It needed a cylindrical key, and couldn’t be picked with a hairpin.
I turned back to J.Lo and shouted, “Can you toss me the purple thing?”
“Which one?”
J.Lo reached into his toolbox and threw me what I wanted.
“Thanks.”
“Do not even mention it.”
I pressed the narrow end of the purple thing against the keyhole and pushed one of the things. A black fluid oozed into the hole, filling every nook. After a few seconds it had hardened, and I turned the new key and pulled up the gate.
“I’m going inside,” I said.
J.Lo didn’t look up. “See if they have shaving cream,” he said.
“What flavor?”
“Mountain Freshness.”
I entered the store and saw I was right: there was still a lot of merchandise on the shelves. I could have filled the car with all kinds of stuff. Instead I just filled a basket with the things we really needed—food, water, a toothbrush for J.Lo so he wouldn’t keep using mine, a new toothbrush for me for roughly the same reason, and so forth.
This time twenty minutes must have meant about a minute and a half, because I ran into J.Lo in the stationery section. He was carrying armfuls of junk we didn’t need.
“What is all this?” I said. “Is that a hockey stick? What are we going to do with a hockey stick?”
“I do not know,” said J.Lo. “I like it.”
“It’s because you’re a boy,” I said. “Boys always want to carry sticks around. It’s like a sickness with you. What about all this?”
“Is for drawing. I have not drawed in a long time.”
I could see this was a big deal to him. “Fine. But not all this other stuff.”
“You have stuffs.”
“I have stuff we really need,” I said. “Look, I know I kinda just grabbed everything I could get my hands on before, but that was different.”
“Whyfor?”
“That was before I decided we were going to get rid of the Gorg…before I knew that people would be returning to their homes, hoping their stuff was still there. Now it’s stealing. We can only take what we really need.”
“Ooh,” said J.Lo. “We need this.” He was holding up a baseball cap with a little battery-powered fan hanging down from the bill.
“That wouldn’t even fit on your head.”
J.Lo frowned at it.
“It goes on your head?”
“C’mon,” I said. “We should get going.”
“But we will be needing the tiny fan head for the Arizona hotness. Your car has not any air conditions.”
“It doesn’t have air-conditioning,” I said, “because you drank all the Freon.”
We stepped back outside, blinking in the sunshine, and I locked the security gate.
“You know,” I said as we got back into Slushious, “you could always just clone some more Freon.”
We drove up the ramp to the highway.
“Neh,” said J.Lo with a wave. “It never tastes as good when I make it. MAA! Eighteen!”
“That’s the same one.”
“Oh.”
It was nighttime when we made the decision to change course.
We were riding off into the sunset. You really can do that in the west. The sunsets do something there that they don’t do in Pennsylvania. The sun holds on a little tighter to the day, and has to be dragged down screaming, with a kind of angry beauty that makes the sky burn away into pinks and oranges and violets. It’s unrealistic. You see the day flame out through a car windshield like you were watching it on TV, with thick trails of clouds like party streamers, and blazing light, and you can’t help but think that that’s really a bit much, isn’t it? Let’s not overdo it. Then the next night it all happens again, but brighter.
So on this night the sun went down, fighting as usual, and J.Lo started to make sort of obvious yawning noises, and I was ignoring him because The Trip Was Taking Too Long. Texas was all there had ever been and all there ever would be, and I was getting panicky. I’ve since heard about deep-sea scuba divers going nuts just thinking about all of the water above them and below them and all around, so that some have been known to suddenly freak out, rip their tanks off their backs, and kick hard for the surface. I was going through a similar sort of thing, where I had to fight the urge to halt the car, leap out the door, and make a run for it.
I mean, who ever thought a state that big was a good idea? It’s just arrogant.
So I was trying to get as far across as possible before we had to stop for the night. Then the car suddenly shook, and I thought the sun was going down again, as a glowing ball soared over us and toward the horizon, fast. Then there was another one, and I saw it was trailing hoses. Boovish ships. The big kind, like huge fishbowls of light. There was a third and fourth, tearing toward the Gorg. This was hard to see, because at this time of night the Gorg ship was only visible as a great disk of blackness where it blocked out the stars.