The Ayrshire Legatees

There was a considerable diversity of opinion among the commentators on

this epistle. Mrs. Craig was the first who broke silence, and displayed

a great deal of erudition on the minch-collop-engine, and the

potatoe-beetle, in which she was interrupted by the indignant Mrs.

Glibbans, who exclaimed, "I am surprised to hear you, Mrs. Craig, speak

of sic baubles, when the word of God's in danger of being controverted by

an Act of Parliament. But, Mr. Snodgrass, dinna ye think that this

painting of the queen's face is a Jezebitical testification against her?"

Mr. Snodgrass replied, with an unwonted sobriety of manner, and with an

emphasis that showed he intended to make some impression on his

auditors--"It is impossible to judge correctly of strangers by measuring

them according to our own notions of propriety. It has certainly long

been a practice in courts to disfigure the beauty of the human

countenance with paint; but what, in itself, may have been originally

assumed for a mask or disguise, may, by usage, have grown into a very

harmless custom. I am not, therefore, disposed to attach any criminal

importance to the circumstance of her majesty wearing paint. Her late

majesty did so herself." "I do not say it was criminal," said Mrs.

Glibbans; "I only meant it was sinful, and I think it is." The accent of

authority in which this was said, prevented Mr. Snodgrass from offering

any reply; and, a brief pause ensuing, Miss Molly Glencairn observed,

that it was a surprising thing how the Doctor and Mrs. Pringle managed

their matters so well. "Ay," said Mrs. Craig, "but we a' ken what a

manager the mistress is--she's the bee that mak's the hincy--she does not

gang bizzing aboot, like a thriftless wasp, through her neighbours'

houses." "I tell you, Betty, my dear," cried Mr. Craig, "that you

shouldna make comparisons--what's past is gane--and Mrs. Glibbans and you

maun now be friends." "They're a' friends to me that's no faes, and am

very glad to see Mrs. Glibbans sociable in my house; but she needna hae

made sae light of me when she was here before." And, in saying this, the

amiable hostess burst into a loud sob of sorrow, which induced Mr.

Snodgrass to beg Mr. Micklewham to read the Doctor's letter, by which a

happy stop was put to the further manifestation of the grudge which Mrs.

Craig harboured against Mrs. Glibbans for the lecture she had received,

on what the latter called "the incarnated effect of a more than

Potipharian claught o' the godly Mr. Craig."