Suicide Squeeze
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Murder.
It was the thought uppermost in Conner Samson's mind, that he would murder Randy Frankowski if he didn't shut the hell up. Conner kept these thoughts to himself as they sped up Interstate 65 toward Montgomery in Randy's 1998 Geo sardine can, Randy pinballing from lane to lane, Conner gripping the armrest. The kid really didn't seem to notice that he drove like shit, didn't signal when he changed lanes, sped up or slowed down for no discernible reason, and veered onto the shoulder whenever he leaned down to slide a new CD into the stereo.
And all the way, the nonstop chatter. Mostly about comics, but the topics ranged all along the big nerd spectrum. For the last twenty minutes, Randy had railed against the new Star Trek series Enterprise, claiming it had not been what the show's producers had advertised and was merely a watered-down version of Next Generation and Voyager and wasn't really new or innovative at all.
"I could give a shit," Conner mumbled.
"What?" Randy shouted over the music. They Might Be Giants blasted full throttle out of the stereo's tinny, crackling speakers.
Conner raised his voice. "I said let's pull over. I have to take a leak."
"No problem."
They took the next exit, pulled into a Shell station right next to a McDonald's. Randy went next door to load up on McStuff. Conner relieved himself in the service station's restroom. He purchased a Pepsi and a Fortune magazine.
He stood next to Randy's Geo, waited for the kid to return from Mickey-D's.
Conner spotted a shiny black Land Rover parked across the lot. It was new, tinted windows, gleaming rims. He felt suddenly angry that there were people in the world with lots of money, nice cars, big houses while he was riding in a chubby kid's Geo on the way to a sci-fi convention. It wasn't that Conner had any particularly strong political convictions about the redistribution of wealth. If he could be one of the rich people that others hated, then that would be just hunky-dory with Conner. Someday.
Randy returned with a bag of food and a chocolate milk shake. "We're only about forty-five minutes from Montgomery. You want to go ahead and get changed now?"
"Changed for what?"
"Oh, I forgot to show you," Randy said. "I told you I could get us in for free, remember? Today's costume day. Wear a costume, and you don't have to pay the entrance fee."
"Please don't say what I think you're going to say," Conner said.
Randy set his food on the Geo's roof and popped the hatchback. He pulled out a tote bag, unzipped it. Within were two sets of clothes: a blue shirt and a pea-green shirt, two pairs of pants. The legs on the pants were short, ending just below the knees. Boots.
"These are modeled on the exact Federation uniforms from the original series," Randy said. He beamed. "The green shirt is for you. It fastens around the front. I thought you'd be Captain Kirk. I'll be Spock in the blue shirt."
"And you really think I'm going to wear that?"
"It'll fit. The material's real stretchy."
"I hate to disappoint you," Conner said. "But there's no way in hell I'm putting that on."
"You'll have to pay to get in then."
"I'll think of something."
He went into the Shell station, came back a few minutes later. The shirt was at least a size too small. He wore sneakers instead of the boots.
Please not the ears. Please not the ears. Please not the ears.
Randy took the plastic pointy tips out of his pocket, fastened them to his ears. He was now a complete Vulcan.
"How do I look?" Randy asked.
"Great."
They got back into the Geo and onto the interstate, headed toward Montgomery. Conner noted only casually that the Land Rover had fallen in behind them.
The Montgomery Airport Holiday Inn buzzed with geeky activity. Randy screeched the Geo into the hotel parking lot, nearly splattering the shortest, skinniest Batman Conner had ever seen. Randy slammed on the brakes three inches from Batman's leg. Batman screamed, flourished his cape, and bounded away.
Conner pitied the men and women of Gotham.
As they parked, a posse of Klingons spilled out of a minivan. They barked at each other in a made-up, alien language. Conner could only shake his head. What was with these people? Conner realized, even as he gawked at a frizzy-haired Wonder Woman with a wiener dog on a leash, that his view of these people was far from enlightened. He didn't really consider himself intolerant. He could never have been part of his high school or college baseball teams if he didn't get along well with his black and Hispanic teammates. Maybe it was his jock training. These were the kids people made fun of in high school. Back then, it seemed the natural order of things, and now, into adulthood, something of the cruel adolescent still clung to Conner. He didn't want to stick their heads in a toilet, or throw eggs at them, as many of his old jock chums had. But he wanted to scream Get a life!
Yeah. Right. As if Conner's life was so enviable.
They crossed the parking lot, and Conner noticed the black Land Rover pull into the lot and park several spaces away. Escambia County license plates. Conner didn't believe in coincidences. He watched, waited to get a look at the driver.
"Come on, come on." Randy's voice was begging and eager. "I want to check in, then cruise the dealer room before the afternoon panels start."
Conner followed Randy into the hotel lobby, still glancing over his shoulder at the Land Rover. Nobody got out. Conner imagined bad people stalking him. He'd recently embraced paranoia.
He stood with Randy in a long line and watched him register for the convention. When the woman behind the counter asked if Conner would like to register also, he shook his head. Randy started in about wearing the costume. Conner explained that he was going to push Randy's face in if he brought it up again. Randy said Conner couldn't get into the dealer room unless he registered and wore a name badge.
Conner pulled Randy aside. "Look, I don't need to sign up for all the whatnot and hoo-ha. Just go get Jerry and bring him out here, so I can ask him a few questions about the DiMaggio card."
"I don't think Jerry would go for that," Randy said. "He won't want to leave his table."
"Everyone needs a coffee break. Just ask him."
Randy shrugged. "I'll ask, but don't hold your breath."
Randy left, and Conner decided if he couldn't sneak in, he'd go ahead and pay the twenty bucks and get on with it. Conner looked out the window at the Land Rover. It was still there. Somebody might have gotten out when he was arguing with Randy, or maybe-
The Rover's driver-side door swung open, and a tall, thin man climbed out, expensive blue suit, gleaming wing tips, well-coiffed hair with gray at the temples. It was Professor Dan.
Shit and fuck and hell and damn and sonofafuckingbitch...
Randy returned, tapped Conner on the shoulder. "Jerry won't come out right now. I told you. He's not what you'd call the most social person."
Conner ignored Randy, watched Dan. The professor looked lost, seemed befuddled by a couple of teenagers wearing crude homemade armor and wooden swords wrapped in aluminum foil. He started walking toward the hotel.
"Anyway," Randy continued, "Jerry says he'll talk to you later if-"
"Shut up," Conner said. "We've got to hide."
Conner ran into the hotel lounge, Randy trailing behind him. Dan entered three seconds later, stood in the lounge doorway, and scanned the room until his eyes landed on Conner. He walked over, chin up, stride confident.
"Samson," Professor Dan said. "You and I need to talk."
"So talk."
Professor Dan looked Randy up and down like he was inspecting a turd. "Alone. Over at the bar."
Conner and Professor Dan leaned at the bar. The bartender took their orders, a draft beer for Conner and a Beefeater and lime for Dan. The professor didn't say anything, sipped his drink. Conner was nervous, didn't want to talk first. He gulped beer, waited, kept his eyes glued to the professor's face, but Dan was unreadable. If he accused him of stealing the Dybeks, Conner would deny it. He would just flat out look Dan in the eye and claim to have no idea what he was talking about.
"I want you to stop seeing Tyranny," Professor Dan said.
"I'm not..." Conner couldn't even finish the lie. He felt suddenly leaden, his gut heavy. He couldn't look at Professor Dan. He felt guilty and small and embarrassed. He felt caught.
In fact, Conner had often imagined a confrontation with Dan, fantasized about telling him off, telling him he wasn't good enough for Tyranny, that he was a pompous, arrogant has-been. Then he'd sweep Tyranny into his arms and drive away in his new Ford Mustang. Convertible.
Instead, all Conner could do was wait for what Dan said next.
"I want to be clear on this," Dan said. "You're going to stop seeing her. End of discussion. I felt it was something I had to say in person." He downed his drink, turned to leave.
Somewhere from the bottom of Conner's throat, he said, "No."
It had come out in a croak, had almost been lost amid the bar din. Conner almost didn't have the breath to utter it, his feeble defiance. Dan, in fact, hadn't even heard him, was still walking away, when Conner cleared his throat and said a little louder, "No."
Dan stopped, looked back at Conner. "What?"
"I said no. It's not up to you. It's up to Tyranny."
Dan laughed, came back to the bar, and motioned for the bartender to refill his drink. "How do you think this will work? I mean really. You think Tyranny is like a dog? We'll both call her and see who she comes to? You think she'll make the right choice?"
"I think she'd choose me," Conner said. "She loves me, not you."
"Love. Huh. She likes you. I'll admit that," Professor Dan said. "That's why I wanted to talk to you face-to-face. She was very agitated after the reception the other night. She claimed not to be feeling well, but I know she was upset about you. She might even like you better than the others."
A slight smile. Smug. "You don't know, do you? How delightful. You can't tie down a woman like Tyranny. She isn't built that way. She has problems. Needs. I'm an adult, so I take it in stride like an adult."
"You're a liar." Conner felt hot up through his face. Sweat.
"As long as she keeps her extracurricular activities out of my face, I'm pretty tolerant, but you're different, Samson. You upset her, and that upsets me. It makes me have to think about it, and that's when it starts to bother me. So you're out, Samson. You can't handle yourself like a grown-up, so I'm telling you to walk away."
"She loves me." Even to Conner it sounded weak. Others? Professor Dan was trying to rattle him.
"Jesus, you're dumb." Dan gulped his drink. "I'm twice the man you are, Samson. I have money, influence, standing in the community. But that's not why Tyranny and I work. I understand her and give her the room she needs. You don't get it. You're a diversion to her. That's all."
"Shut up." The anger roared in his ears.
"You're a textbook loser, Samson," Dan said. "Do you think it's true love just because she humped you?"
"Don't talk about her like-"
"Knock off the chivalry bullshit. You've had your ride. Now it's time to move on."
Conner's fist came around fast, smacked hard into Dan's jaw. Dan spit blood, stepped backward, legs wobbly, then sat down hard on the floor.
He stood slowly, wiped blood on his sleeve. "Feel better? Think that solves anything? Just like your type to-"
Conner hit him again. Dan's head snapped back, but he didn't go down.
"Son of a bitch." Dan charged, leapt on Conner, wrapping his arms around Conner's waist. They fell back in a tangled mass, knocked over a table, scattering mugs of beer. Costumed nerds screamed and fled the lounge.
Conner and Professor Dan rolled on the floor, punching and gouging without effect. Conner bit Dan's arm. He screamed, kicked Conner away. They both scrambled to their feet, facing each other and breathing heavily.
Dan grabbed a chair, threw it at Conner.
Conner caught it, threw it back at Dan, who ducked and yelped. Then Conner rushed the professor. Dan grabbed a drink from the bar, splashed it into Conner's eyes. Conner yelled, tried to punch with one hand while wiping his eyes with the other.
Bodies piled on top of him. Shouting. His hands were pinned behind his back and his face slammed down on the floor of the lounge, rubbed raw against the cheap carpet. It hurt.
All Conner could think of was Tyranny. How many others had there been? The mental images of her with other men burned Conner's brain. He tortured himself with this thought over and over again the way men will do when they're trying to reach that numb place where nothing matters anymore.