So Pure, So Flirtatious

Chapter 346: World-Class Men and Women

Translator: VinceStar Editor: PrisMiko

Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan came to the university cafeteria. Yang Ming asked Chen Mengyan to save seats for them as he went to order the meals by himself. Chen Mengyan’s breakfast was quite minimalistic. It was usually porridge and pickles. Yang Ming didn’t have to ask as he had bought it many times before. Yang Ming ordered a tray with steamed buns and walked to Chen Mengyan’s table.

However, he saw a couple quarreling with Chen Mengyan.

“I have someone with me. He went to buy something and he would be back soon!” Chen Mengyan said with a frown.

” Ha , there’s someone with you as long as you say so?” The man with glasses sneered and said to Chen Mengyan, “If you say that every seat in this cafeteria is taken by someone, does that mean everyone has to go out for a picnic?”

“How can you be so unreasonable? Take a look. There were already two sets of tableware here! Why do you still have to sit here?” Chen Mengyan wasn’t happy. This person’s words were really impolite.

” Ha ! Do you think this is a university study room? Take out a book and the seat would be marked “reserved”? Let me tell you that this is out of date!” The glasses man didn’t have any poise at all as he pouted. “You must be a new student here. Aren’t you?”

“Handsome guy, don’t bother about her. Look at her. She’s not a good woman. She may be reserving it for a matching partner!” The coquettish woman next to the glasses man spoke to him.

Handsome guy? F*cking disgusting, his face was even more wretched than a rat. You call this person ‘handsome guy’? Yang Ming wanted to vomit!

“What did you say?” Chen Mengyan wasn’t a very accommodating girl. Listening to the ugly words of this girl, she couldn’t help but refute it.

” Hey ! You’re not willing now?” The coquettish woman said as she glared, “Look at your face. You must be eating off a man’s wallet!”

” Pak !” As the coquettish woman just finished her sentence, a bowl of steaming white porridge descended from the sky directly onto her head. The porridge drenched her, as the rice grains flowed along her hair everywhere.

“I think I would give you some food to eat first!” Yang Ming said faintly.

“Who? Who dares to pour porridge on this lady [1]!” The coquettish woman was boiling in anger as she turned around. When she saw Yang Ming smirking behind her, she pointed at him in anger. “What were you f*cking doing?”

“Giving you some food to eat!” Yang Ming shrugged indifferently.

” Wayayayaya , this lady is going to fight you!” The coquettish woman reached out and grabbed Yang Ming.

“Stand aside.” Yang Ming pushed the coquettish woman a little and she staggered. “Don’t think that just because you’re a woman I will be reserved against you. If you irritate me, I will beat you up too!”

“F*ck your mother. This lady is going to perish together with you!” The coquettish woman picked up a broken bowl from the ground and rushed toward Yang Ming.

“Do you have that ability?” Yang Ming sneered at the coquettish woman and slapped the broken bowl away from her hand. He said to the glasses man, “Four eyes, you take care of your wife. Don’t let her behave like a mad dog.”

“What’s your name? You tell me your name!” The glasses man was so angry that his chest was heaving up and down as he pointed at Yang Ming.

“What? Do you want to retaliate?” Yang Ming put the steamed buns on the table and said to Chen Mengyan, “You should eat the steamed buns first. The porridge was wasted on this dog.”

“You motherf*cker! Who are you calling a dog?” The coquettish woman exploded again, “Li Longshuai, he scolded me!”

“I know; I won’t let him go!” The glasses man nodded and pointed at Yang Ming as he said, “Kid, if you dare, tell me who you are!”

“I’ve got no time for you.” Yang Ming said impatiently, “Go away. I don’t want to beat you up.”

” Hmph , you don’t want to say it? Okay, if you dare, then you just sit here and don’t move!” After the glasses man finished, he took out his phone and pretended to make a phone call.

“I’m not moving now. If you want to find someone, you should hurry. I have to go to class after our meal. I won’t accompany you then.” Yang Ming said with a grin.

“Do you dare? Do you really dare…” The glasses man took the phone and flipped through the phone book. After a long time of flipping through the phone book, he had yet to dial a number.

“Li Longshuai, didn’t you know many people in the underworld? Give them a call and kill this little bstrd!” The coquettish woman shouted loudly, attracting many people’s attention in the cafeteria.

“I’m looking for it. There’s too many of them. I didn’t know who to look for!” The glasses man said in his heart. I’m just blowing the trumpet with you. How would I know so many people? Sh*t, if it weren’t because you loved school violence that much, I wouldn’t have blown these trumpets! I’m just scaring the kid just now. I didn’t expect him to be okay with it!

“Li Longshuai, you’d better hurry up. Are you done?” The coquettish woman said with some impatience, “If there are many people, just find one to scare him.”

“Okay, okay, I will just simply get one…” Li Longshuai had no choice but to turn over to the contact information of a gangster in the underworld given by his former classmate. It was said that this person was very bad*ss in the underworld. That classmate was one of his underlings.

Regardless of whether it would work or not, let’s pretend for once first! Li Longshuai dialed the contact information of the elder brother of the underworld, “Hey, please help me pass the word that Li Dagang’s buddy has been kicked. Please call back quickly… En ? What? Service was stopped four years ago?”

“…” Li Longshuai hung up the phone with a depressed face. Now, there were really not many people who used a paging system [2], so it was common that the service was stopped. It was a surprising thing that the paging station could still exist.

“What’s wrong? With so many cell phone numbers, what’s the point of calling a pager number?” The coquettish woman said with some dissatisfaction, “Didn’t you know some Brother Dao or Brother Wolf?”

“I…” Li Longshuai could only say, “I can only contact this one person now…”

“F*ck! Li Longshuai, where did the people you told me about before come from? Did you make them up?” The coquettish woman frowned. “Were you just bluffing with your lady?”

“No… I… It’s only because you liked it that I said that…” Li Longshuai didn’t care about Yang Ming anymore. He could only brace himself to speak the truth.

“F*ck! You are really useless! I actually believed in you!” The coquettish woman glared at Li Longshuai. She said disdainfully, “Look at your face. Even though that was the case, you didn’t have any good network!”

“I… My wife, don’t be angry. When I go back later, let me contact my junior high school classmate.” Li Longshuai said with a smile.

“Don’t call me your wife. Li Longshuai, we broke up already!” The coquettish woman said furiously.

“This… don’t. I really like you. You can rest assured that my friend who I mentioned is doing really well. After I look for him, I’m sure I can clean up this little bstrd!” Li Longshuai assured.

” Hmph ! You’re not anything!” The coquettish woman snorted. “Watch me!” Then, she took out her phone as she spoke.

“Hey, Sister Yao? I’m Xiaolu. I was bullied in the cafeteria. Can you bring someone over?” The coquettish woman said, ” En … okay, I’ll wait for you here…”

“Sister Yao [3]? F*ck, are you getting a prostitute to come over?” Yang Ming asked curiously.

“If you dare to speak of Sister Yao that way, you are going to be disabled! Her people can kill you. Would you believe it?” The coquettish woman said with a hmph, “If you have the ability, stay here and don’t move.”

“Sure. I didn’t have enough. If you buy me a tray of steamed buns, I will sit here and eat for a while longer.” Yang Ming said, “But it seemed like you didn’t have this intention. Well, I’m leaving.”

“Do you f*cking dare to go?” The coquettish woman was anxious. “If you try to leave, don’t expect yourself to be able to survive in this university anymore!”

“What qualities do you have? I really doubt how you got into university.” Yang Ming glanced at the coquettish woman and mocked, “Did you come from a prostitution background?”

“Jing Xiaolu is a specialized art student!” Li Longshuai quickly argued.

“Shut up. No one would take you as a mute if you didn’t say anything!” The coquettish woman looked at Li Longshuai with dissatisfaction. Now she felt that this boyfriend was a dumba**.

” Haha , four eyes. Do you still want to keep these kinds of goods?” Yang Ming was very sorry for the glasses man as he sighed. “Man, take care. I’m going first.”

“You stay there!” Jing Xiaolu was anxious. She pointed at Li Longshuai and said, “You go and buy him a tray of dumpling buns. Let him sit here for a while longer!”

“Okay, I’ll go now!” Li Longshuai nodded and agreed.

Yang Ming shook his head. A man who could do something like this, he’s really a world-class man [4].

“Yang Ming, forget it. Don’t stand down to their level. You did something wrong, too!” Chen Mengyan said with some concern.

“It’s nothing. It would be a waste to not eat a free meal!” Yang Ming smiled and said, “Who let these two people scold you? It’s okay to punish them.”

” Ai , you really like to make trouble. I really don’t know if it’s good or bad.” Chen Mengyan said with a slight sigh.

Not long after, Li Longshuai ran over with a tray of steamed buns and left the steamed buns on the table as he said, “For you!”