Pygmalion

THE NOTE TAKER. I've thought of that. Perhaps I shall some day.

The rain has stopped; and the persons on the outside of the crowd begin

to drop off.

THE FLOWER GIRL [resenting the reaction] He's no gentleman, he ain't,

to interfere with a poor girl.

THE DAUGHTER [out of patience, pushing her way rudely to the front and

displacing the gentleman, who politely retires to the other side of the

pillar] What on earth is Freddy doing? I shall get pneumonia if I stay

in this draught any longer.

THE NOTE TAKER [to himself, hastily making a note of her pronunciation

of "monia"] Earlscourt.

THE DAUGHTER [violently] Will you please keep your impertinent remarks

to yourself?

THE NOTE TAKER. Did I say that out loud? I didn't mean to. I beg your

pardon. Your mother's Epsom, unmistakeably.

THE MOTHER [advancing between her daughter and the note taker] How very

curious! I was brought up in Largelady Park, near Epsom.

THE NOTE TAKER [uproariously amused] Ha! ha! What a devil of a name!

Excuse me. [To the daughter] You want a cab, do you?

THE DAUGHTER. Don't dare speak to me.

THE MOTHER. Oh, please, please Clara. [Her daughter repudiates her with

an angry shrug and retires haughtily.] We should be so grateful to you,

sir, if you found us a cab. [The note taker produces a whistle]. Oh,

thank you. [She joins her daughter]. The note taker blows a piercing

blast.

THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER. There! I knowed he was a plain-clothes copper.

THE BYSTANDER. That ain't a police whistle: that's a sporting whistle.

THE FLOWER GIRL [still preoccupied with her wounded feelings] He's no

right to take away my character. My character is the same to me as any

lady's.

THE NOTE TAKER. I don't know whether you've noticed it; but the rain

stopped about two minutes ago.

THE BYSTANDER. So it has. Why didn't you say so before? and us losing

our time listening to your silliness. [He walks off towards the Strand].

THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER. I can tell where you come from. You come from

Anwell. Go back there.

THE NOTE TAKER [helpfully] _H_anwell.

THE SARCASTIC BYSTANDER [affecting great distinction of speech] Thenk

you, teacher. Haw haw! So long [he touches his hat with mock respect

and strolls off].

THE FLOWER GIRL. Frightening people like that! How would he like it

himself.

THE MOTHER. It's quite fine now, Clara. We can walk to a motor bus.

Come. [She gathers her skirts above her ankles and hurries off towards

the Strand].

THE DAUGHTER. But the cab--[her mother is out of hearing]. Oh, how

tiresome! [She follows angrily].