Nuts
Page 19He licked his lower lip. I very nearly did the same. I’d lick his lower lip till the cows came home.
“Roxie.”
“Leo.”
“Dying!” Chad proclaimed from the table above. I looked up and grimaced as Chad and Logan peered down, gleeful. Understandable. We were covered in peas.
Spell broken, we untangled, then retrieved the sugar snaps that were scattered across the barn floor. Leo helped me up, keeping his hand at my waist a half second longer than he needed to. We faced the peanut gallery, who hadn’t helped retrieve a single pea, watching with wide grins.
I looked at my plate. “Whoops, more like a quarter of a bagel. But say the word and it’s all yours.”
“I’ll pass,” he replied, lifting one eyebrow. “For now.”
“Can I at least buy you a cup of coffee, to say sorry for all the falling down?”
He looked over his shoulder toward the Maxwell Farm stand. The line was still long. “I should get back—Saturday mornings are always busy.” He looked genuinely sorry to have to turn down my offer. “Rain check?”
“Sure. I’ll be here all summer,” I said. For the first time, without a hint of grumble.
“He’s single, you know,” Chad murmured, making me look up from my plate.
“Not a concern, but thank you,” I said primly. “You’re as bad as the waitresses at the diner. I received a similar report from them.” A report they didn’t know they were sharing with me, but still . . .
“He doesn’t date,” Chad added, his face impassive.
“Perfect. Me either,” I purred, watching Leo make his way across the barn.
“Sure.”
Neither of them offered any further information, so I pulled my gaze off Leo’s backside, which was magnificent, and back to my bagel mates.
I sighed. “Okay, I’ll bite. He doesn’t date at all? You know this, how?”
“He hasn’t since we’ve been back in town,” said Logan.
“And that’s why so many of the ladies here are always flocking to his stand at the market. Not just for his veggies,” Chad added.
“Look at your nose just grow and grow,” said Chad, eyes dancing.
“I may have noticed his line was a wee bit longer than most,” I conceded.
“God willing,” Logan mumbled.
“Stop it.” I suppressed a giggle.
“For the record, when I said he doesn’t date, that doesn’t necessarily mean he doesn’t . . . you know . . .” Chad said meaningfully.
“He may you know all the time, but keeps it very quiet,” Logan chimed in.
I managed to remain silent, but under the table, I dug my nails into my palm. All three of us now looked across the barn at the stall where Leo was charming the hot pants off Mrs. Sherman, an eighty-year-old retired Rockette and the local Elizabeth Taylor. Did I neglect to mention her full name was Mrs. Kitty Chase Bocci Billings Cole Billings Hobbs Sherman? She liked Mr. Billings so much she married him twice. And now she was flap-ball-changing herself right around Leo.
Who at that moment looked up with a sheepish grin and locked gazes with me.
“Hmm,” I said, chewing on this and my bite of bagel. Had I found my summer company? I’d always had a farmer fantasy, a holdover from watching reruns of Little House. And holy Almanzo Wilder, this farmer was a looker.
Summer lovin’, had me a blast . . .
But all thoughts of summer lovin’ went bye-bye as I pulled into the parking lot behind the diner, because there was my mother standing at the back door, dish towel in hand and a shit-eating grin on her face. “How was the farmers’ market?” she asked, her voice full of mirth.
“Full of vegetables,” I replied, feeling my cheeks burn as I wondered how in the world she knew already.
Small towns. For the love . . .
Chapter 6
Over the next few days, every knowing glance and furtive look reminded me how much small towns loved to gossip. My mother delighted me each day by telling me what she’d heard. I’d pushed Leo behind a snap pea display at the farmers’ market and wrestled him to the ground. I’d offered him my bagel repeatedly, refusing to take no for an answer. I’d been seen out behind the market, helping him load up his vegetables and been caught holding his cucumber. That was my favorite.
But while my mother wanted to focus on whether I’d be able to remain upright this summer wherever Leo may be concerned, I was trying to get things ready at the diner so it’d be a smooth transition when my mother left. I was also fielding all sorts of questions from the intrigued public about what it had been like to be a private chef in LA. “Do they eat more than just bean sprouts?” “Have you ever met Jennifer Aniston?” “Is it true you see movie stars everywhere, even at the gas station?” Apparently retirees watched a lot of Access Hollywood. But no problem. Because here I was, determined to make the best of it.
As I mixed up meat loaf and shredded Velveeta to make cheesy cauliflower bake, I said, “Mom. Seriously. All the incredible cheese you could be using, some even from literally right down the road, and you’re still using Velveeta?”