Kiss of the Highlander

He’d never heard of Isaac Newton? Where had the man been living? In a cave?

“Wonderful,” she pounced. “If you’re not afraid, then let’s return to Fairhaven and I’ll rent a car. I’ll even pay for it myself. We’ll be at your castle by lunchtime.”

He swallowed hard. He really did have an aversion to cars, she realized. Exactly the kind of aversion a man from five hundred years in the past might evidence. Or, she thought cynically, the type of aversion displayed by an actor who had given his performance much thought, down to the minute details. A small, wicked part of her longed to wedge the oversize package of testosterone into a little bitty compact car and see just how far he would carry the performance.

“Let me help you, MacKeltar,” she coaxed. “You asked for my help. All I’m trying to do is get you to the castle faster than you could possibly get there yourself. Besides, there’s no way I’m going to be able to walk for two days straight. Either we get a car, or you can just forget about me.”

He blew out a frustrated breath. “Fine. I will travel in one of your wagons. You are right in thinking that I need time to prepare, and ’tis plain to see that you doona intend to exert any effort to increase your pace.”

Gwen smiled all the way back to Fairhaven. She would get Band-Aids for the blisters on her heels where her hiking boots chafed. She would get coffee and chocolate and scones for breakfast. She would buy him clothes, rent a car, and return him to his family, who would figure out what was wrong with him. It was shaping up to be an acceptable day after all, she thought, sneaking a glance at the luscious man who was walking much slower now—in fact, dragging his feet beside her. He looked miserable. She didn’t laugh, because she knew she must have worn an identical expression when they’d been traveling in the opposite direction.

The morning was steadily improving. The patch she’d put on earlier while she’d freshened up in the woods was working nicely. Nicotine hummed through her veins and she was no longer quite so worried that she might, in a fit of irritability, hurt the next person she saw or, worse, suffering oral withdrawal, do something with, or to, some part of Drustan MacKeltar she would regret. She was going to survive and she was again in control.

Control is everything, her mother, Elizabeth, had often said in that dry, chilly British voice of hers. If you control the cause you own the effect. If you don’t, events will unfold like dominoes toppling and you will have no one to blame but yourself.

Oh, do hush up, Mother, Gwen thought mulishly. Her parents were dead and still running her life. Still, Elizabeth had been making a valid point. It was only because Gwen had been distracted by the state of her emotions—a thing Elizabeth had never permitted—that she’d carelessly plunked her backpack down without first examining her surroundings. Had she been paying attention, she would not have placed the pack in such a precarious position. But she had, and it had fallen out of reach, and she’d ended up in a cave. That single moment of carelessness had gotten her stuck in the Highlands with a very ill or very deranged man.

It was too late for regret. She could only exercise damage control. Now she was the one stretching her legs, urging him to walk faster. He did so in brooding silence, so she used the quiet time to firm her resolve that he was not a potential cherry picker.

They made it back to Fairhaven in under an hour, and she sighed with relief at the sight of cozy inns, bike and car rentals, coffee shops, and stores. She was no longer alone with him, confronted by the constant temptation to part with her virginity or start smoking again, or both. They would zip into the stores and collect—oh!

She stopped and eyed him with dismay. “You can’t come any further, MacKeltar. There’s no way you can walk into the village looking like that.” Sinfully gorgeous, the half-clad warrior could not mingle with tourists looking like a medieval terrorist.

He glanced down at himself, then at her. “More of me is covered than you,” he said with an indignant and utterly regal sniff.

Figured the man would even sniff like royalty. “Maybe. But you’re covered all wrong. Not only are you a walking weapon factory, you have nothing but a blanket wrapped around you.” When he scowled, she hastened to assure him, “It’s a very nice blanket, but that’s not the point.”

“You will not leave me, Gwen Cassidy,” he said quietly. “I will not have it.”

“I gave you my word that I would help you get to your stones,” she reminded.

“I have no way of gauging the sincerity of your word.”