Great Expectations

Casting my eyes along the street at a certain point of my progress, I

beheld Trabb's boy approaching, lashing himself with an empty blue bag.

Deeming that a serene and unconscious contemplation of him would best

beseem me, and would be most likely to quell his evil mind, I advanced

with that expression of countenance, and was rather congratulating

myself on my success, when suddenly the knees of Trabb's boy smote

together, his hair uprose, his cap fell off, he trembled violently in

every limb, staggered out into the road, and crying to the populace,

"Hold me! I'm so frightened!" feigned to be in a paroxysm of terror and

contrition, occasioned by the dignity of my appearance. As I passed him,

his teeth loudly chattered in his head, and with every mark of extreme

humiliation, he prostrated himself in the dust.

This was a hard thing to bear, but this was nothing. I had not advanced

another two hundred yards when, to my inexpressible terror, amazement,

and indignation, I again beheld Trabb's boy approaching. He was coming

round a narrow corner. His blue bag was slung over his shoulder, honest

industry beamed in his eyes, a determination to proceed to Trabb's with

cheerful briskness was indicated in his gait. With a shock he became

aware of me, and was severely visited as before; but this time his

motion was rotatory, and he staggered round and round me with knees

more afflicted, and with uplifted hands as if beseeching for mercy. His

sufferings were hailed with the greatest joy by a knot of spectators,

and I felt utterly confounded.

I had not got as much further down the street as the post-office, when I

again beheld Trabb's boy shooting round by a back way. This time, he was

entirely changed. He wore the blue bag in the manner of my great-coat,

and was strutting along the pavement towards me on the opposite side of

the street, attended by a company of delighted young friends to whom he

from time to time exclaimed, with a wave of his hand, "Don't know yah!"

Words cannot state the amount of aggravation and injury wreaked upon

me by Trabb's boy, when passing abreast of me, he pulled up his

shirt-collar, twined his side-hair, stuck an arm akimbo, and smirked

extravagantly by, wriggling his elbows and body, and drawling to his

attendants, "Don't know yah, don't know yah, 'pon my soul don't know

yah!" The disgrace attendant on his immediately afterwards taking

to crowing and pursuing me across the bridge with crows, as from an

exceedingly dejected fowl who had known me when I was a blacksmith,

culminated the disgrace with which I left the town, and was, so to

speak, ejected by it into the open country.