Enough to Miss Christmas

I laughed. "Of course I won't tell him. But see? That's a good legitimate question."

"But you're not going to answer it."

"Sure I am. But I'm not going to just give you a measurement in inches, you're going to have to listen to the whole explanation." Sex 101 had begun. I proceeded to describe the penis and its workings, in detail, at least to the best of my limited knowledge.