Amarilly of Clothes-line Alley

"I declare fer it!" remarked Mrs. Hudgers to Amarilly. "That child's

insides will all be stuck together. I should think yer ma would be

afeard to let him chaw so much."

"He's ateethin', and it sorter soothes his gums," explained Amarilly.

During the summer season, Pete had pursued his profession at a

vaudeville theatre, and one day, not long after his literary

representation, he came to Amarilly with some good tidings.

"I hev another job fer yer surplus. Down to the vawdyville they're goin'

to put on a piece what has a preacher in it, and I tole them about yer

surplus, and the leadin' man, who is to be the preacher, says 'twould

lend to the settin's to wear it. I told him mebby you'd let him hev the

use on it fer a week fer five dollars. He said he could buy the stuff

and make a dozen fer that price, but they gotter start the piece

to-night so that'd be no time to make one. I'll take it down to them

to-night."

This was the longest and most remunerative act of the surplice, and

served to pay for a very long accruing milk bill. When the engagement at

the vaudeville ended, the Boarder came to the rescue.

"Thar's a friend of mine what brakes, and he wants the surplus to wear

to a maskyrade. I told him he could go as a preacher. He's asavin' to

git merried, so he don't want to give much."

"He shell hev it fer a quarter," said Amarilly, friend to all lovers,

"and I'll lend him a mask. I hev one the property man at the theayter

give me."