A Damsel in Distress

"We will now," said Keggs, herding the mob with a gesture, "proceed

to the Amber Drawing-Room, containing some Gobelin Tapestries

'ighly spoken of by connoozers."

The obedient mob began to drift out in his wake.

"What do you say, George," asked Billie in an undertone, "if we

side-step the Amber Drawing-Room? I'm wild to get into that garden.

There's a man working among those roses. Maybe he would show us

round."

George followed her pointing finger. Just below them a sturdy,

brown-faced man in corduroys was pausing to light a stubby pipe.

"Just as you like."

They made their way down the great staircase. The voice of Keggs,

saying complimentary things about the Gobelin Tapestry, came to

their ears like the roll of distant drums. They wandered out

towards the rose-garden. The man in corduroys had lit his pipe and

was bending once more to his task.

"Well, dadda," said Billie amiably, "how are the crops?"

The man straightened himself. He was a nice-looking man of middle

age, with the kind eyes of a friendly dog. He smiled genially, and

started to put his pipe away.

Billie stopped him.

"Don't stop smoking on my account," she said. "I like it. Well,

you've got the right sort of a job, haven't you! If I was a man,

there's nothing I'd like better than to put in my eight hours in a

rose-garden." She looked about her. "And this," she said with

approval, "is just what a rose-garden ought to be."

"Are you fond of roses--missy?"

"You bet I am! You must have every kind here that was ever

invented. All the fifty-seven varieties."

"There are nearly three thousand varieties," said the man in

corduroys tolerantly.

"I was speaking colloquially, dadda. You can't teach me anything

about roses. I'm the guy that invented them. Got any Ayrshires?"

The man in corduroys seemed to have come to the conclusion that

Billie was the only thing on earth that mattered. This revelation

of a kindred spirit had captured him completely. George was merely

among those present.

"Those--them--over there are Ayrshires, missy."

"We don't get Ayrshires in America. At least, I never ran across

them. I suppose they do have them."

"You want the right soil."

"Clay and lots of rain."

"You're right."

There was an earnest expression on Billie Dore's face that George

had never seen there before.

"Say, listen, dadda, in this matter of rose-beetles, what would you

do if--"

George moved away. The conversation was becoming too technical for

him, and he had an idea that he would not be missed. There had come

to him, moreover, in a flash one of those sudden inspirations which

great generals get. He had visited the castle this afternoon

without any settled plan other than a vague hope that he might

somehow see Maud. He now perceived that there was no chance of

doing this. Evidently, on Thursdays, the family went to earth and

remained hidden until the sightseers had gone. But there was

another avenue of communication open to him. This gardener seemed

an exceptionally intelligent man. He could be trusted to deliver a

note to Maud.