A Damsel in Distress

In his bedroom at the Carlton Hotel George Bevan was packing. That

is to say, he had begun packing; but for the last twenty minutes he

had been sitting on the side of the bed, staring into a future

which became bleaker and bleaker the more he examined it. In the

last two days he had been no stranger to these grey moods, and they

had become harder and harder to dispel. Now, with the steamer-trunk

before him gaping to receive its contents, he gave himself up

whole-heartedly to gloom.

Somehow the steamer-trunk, with all that it implied of partings and

voyagings, seemed to emphasize the fact that he was going out alone

into an empty world. Soon he would be on board the liner, every

revolution of whose engines would be taking him farther away from

where his heart would always be. There were moments when the

torment of this realization became almost physical.

It was incredible that three short weeks ago he had been a happy

man. Lonely, perhaps, but only in a vague, impersonal way. Not

lonely with this aching loneliness that tortured him now. What was

there left for him? As regards any triumphs which the future might

bring in connection with his work, he was, as Mac the stage-door

keeper had said, "blarzy". Any success he might have would be but a

stale repetition of other successes which he had achieved. He would

go on working, of course, but--. The ringing of the telephone bell

across the room jerked him back to the present. He got up with a

muttered malediction. Someone calling up again from the theatre

probably. They had been doing it all the time since he had announced

his intention of leaving for America by Saturday's boat.

"Hello?" he said wearily.

"Is that George?" asked a voice. It seemed familiar, but all female

voices sound the same over the telephone.

"This is George," he replied. "Who are you?"

"Don't you know my voice?"

"I do not."

"You'll know it quite well before long. I'm a great talker."

"Is that Billie?"

"It is not Billie, whoever Billie may be. I am female, George."

"So is Billie."

"Well, you had better run through the list of your feminine friends

till you reach me."

"I haven't any feminine friends."

"None?"

"That's odd."

"Why?"

"You told me in the garden two nights ago that you looked on me as

a pal."

George sat down abruptly. He felt boneless.

"Is--is that you?" he stammered. "It can't be--Maud!"

"How clever of you to guess. George, I want to ask you one or two

things. In the first place, are you fond of butter?"